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I don’t care what anyone says. The mc shaker salads were unbelievably good doesn’t matter what you tell me. We dragged the lettuce on the ground and played soccer with it. Hell yeah get that ground spice. We spit in the dressing. Good it was too thick sometimes.

I ask because this is the second day in a row that I’ve injured myself by getting cold. The shivering is so intense and combined with my essential tremors, all of my muscles in my back and around my ribs are cramping up and I had to spend the majority of yesterday recovering, only to… Continue reading What are dumb ways you’ve been injured or hurt by doing a mundane/normal thing?

Alien is a masterpiece that still holds up. (Its sequel Aliens is also amazing, but it’s more action/thriller than horror.)

Unless you’re being called out, if someone makes an off hand comment about a trait you have? It’s probably true and they still want to be around you and feel comfortable enough to tease so it doesn’t matter. Accept that people will sometimes not think of you for innocuous reasons or that you have negative… Continue reading Any tips on how to be less sensitive?

I am a victim of a hate crime that’s not a hate crime WELL I HATED IT

Probably loss of jobs once AI programs become more affordable for all business owners. Jobs like cashiers, encoders, secretaries, accountants, editors, etc may become obsolete in favor of AI since you reduce the risk of human error. This could be tough for people who don’t have specialized skills that can be difficult for AI to… Continue reading How is the use of AI going to affect human lifestyle in the future in terms of job?

Remove the ability to add friends or post text, pics or videos. Nobody but friends can view profiles. What’s left is a solid app that reminds you when your birthday is.

I hate the lgbtq community. Not because of who people are/ love but because their personality are usually made around the fact that they are gay, bi, Trans etc.

I really, really hate Rom, the Vacuous Spider. I have near vomited most times from just looking. I think I likely have trypophobia, which would be explanatory. But not sure. I can only say fucking disgusting and I would never go near or watch.

Life is a learning experience. You can’t change the past, but you can affect the future. Learn to be a better person.

It has cost me a lot of frustration. I can live with my own failures and faults. It allows me to learn and improve. I cannot live with the failure of others when it affects me. So any situation where I am affected I am in control. I am reminded of a quote from Mordin… Continue reading Control freaks of Reddit, what have your control issues cost you? What happened?

I mostly dream in images. No language. But if I do my primary language is English, and that’s where I would normally dream. But I have also had dreams in my secondary languages, Polish and French. That has not seemed anything but normal to me.

I think that being married to my partner right now is a great idea. I love being able to share my life with someone who loves and supports me, and I think that our relationship is stronger because we are married.

There are so many people that I would love to see on the Joe Rogan Podcast. Some of my favorites include Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Richard Dawkins, and Jordan Peterson.

Yes, because if they are on Tinder, I’m sure they’re getting their ass clapped, back blown out, double cheeked up, right now as I type this.

It was done to me. My first wife abandoned us when my son was an infant. It was rough but I survived. One evening I was at dinner with some friends. I had to change the baby, there was no table in the men’s room. I asked a lady leaving the ladies room if it… Continue reading What’s the best thing you’ve ever done for a stranger ?

Ok so this is a bit tricky because we were friends before we got together and we parted and smoked meth together so it wasn’t like I didn’t know that she did it. But once I decided to get my shit together for the both of us she decided that she still wanted to continue… Continue reading What’s the biggest red flag you’ve seen/chosen to ignore?

Aside from value as entertainment and escapism, gaming can exercise various skills such as teamwork, problem-solving, and coordination.

Pooping your pants. A six year old isn’t expected to always be able to hold it because their body is still learning. A sixteen year old would know better unless it were a problem of illness.

Optimism, idealism, compassion, open-mindedness, humor (or at least attempting to have humor), and overall bridging the gap between Gen Z and Gen X

Vomit (Bean Boozled=flavored jelly bean game) Yeah, it’s real

Empathy. Art sometimes allows you to experience situations/emotions that you don’t allow yourself to have normally. If they give it a shot it could show them a new perspective.

After a few days I call it the Captain Jack Sparrow mode Or describe it as being in a rocking chair but it skips frames in your mind. So you’re following your own path but in a staggered way All in all its a shit feeling

They’d probably complain about every little thing you do. “Oh, you walk too loud. Oh, you closed that door to quick. Oh, you’re breathing too fast.”

Like someone else said, being able to play an instrument, also singing, making pretty things out of wood, gardening, etc.

One time, I had a regular customer who would always order the same thing: a vodka neat. He would sit at the bar and drink in silence. One day, out of curiosity, I started up a conversation with him. It turns out he was a mute.

Twitter is bad for society. Like really really bad. It reduces the depth and nuance of discourse, creates echochambers, gives a microphone to lunatics, actively facilitates lunatics meeting each other, and spreads misinformation even more effectively that other social media platforms.

Yeah, unless he’s a surgeon going over a chart to make sure he has the right patient on the table, there’s no reason to speak about humans this way. Speaking about people the way we’d speak about wild animals is dehumanizing, and it’s just the newest microagression that insecure men cast about to try to… Continue reading Whats a weird/unusual red flag of a guy?

was drunk in downtown Denver waiting for my ride, sitting on the steps of a bar. Homeboy came up, sat next to me, gave me some water and freestyled lol

Crocodile. If you do survive you will likely lose your arm, leg or anything else he was able to bite Luckily most people don’t survive

Right now, people who argue with me that “Alien” is not a horror film. Are fucking maddies? Of course it fucking is.

They would probably just do what they’ve already been doing: make a live action remake of questionable quality that misses what made the original special, ie the live action Pinocchio and The Lion King.

I was really excited about this new candy bar that I saw advertised on TV, but it was a huge disappointment. It was dry and tasted terrible.

I think he was either a genuinely kind, compassionate, misunderstood person, or a mentally-ill and confused individual.

Mr. Beast

Weird posting structure – I couldn’t add explanatory text. What movie ending really got to you? For me, it is Rebel One. A truely heroic tradegy. All of the hero’s died in a good cause that was initially dismissed but widely accepted when the plan got underway.

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The Survivalists. Such a terrible ending. The entire game is pointless. Don’t buy it.

Fellow resident of best state here. When I was in the military, In different parts of the world I’d say Texas and people would say “oh, cowboy, John Wayne”

I had a moment a while back when watching a reddit thread. It was clearly Gen Zs arguing. It was all hate. Just name calling. I remember when you could have a conversation on reddit, disagree and move on. Now here, Twitter, tik toc, where ever its just cruelty and anger. Every opinion dogmatic. I… Continue reading what made you realized you were being left behind?

Thriller, the only reason Halloween is still relevant. Other than that, it fell off.

Considering I am one, I like them 😅 I mean we put up with some teasing growing up (especially the boys, but even as a girl I was called a firecrotch) but it’s really not that bad for most of us.

Harvey Weinstein, Roman Polanski, Woody Allen I’m sure there are others, but these would be my top three.

Malleus, Xenos, Hereticus – The Eisenhorn Trilogy

Dallas. An entire season was a dream. After a season the fans were so upset about what happened and the death of a character, at the start of the next season they revealed the entire last season was a dream and just ignored it.

Mr Beast It just feels like he’s too perfect. Too perfect for any human. There’s a lot of good people, but we’re all flawed to some extent, yet his image feels like he’s forcing perfection. Maybe im just too negative, but I don’t really trust his all nice, all generous, persona.

I’m not sober just because I don’t drink 😉 But as far as alcohol goes, I’ve never felt worse than mornings after going too hard. Not having to worry about that is pretty phenomenal. Also, it made my face fat.

I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!

One grandfather was a nazi, the other essentially Moses. Given up by a mother who couldn’t feed him during the great depression, never even knew his birthday.

He just keeps getting better. And, what I really like, is not waking up every damn day to his overnight, constipated-sitting-on-the-shitter, brain-dead tweets getting reported on ad nauseum like the last guy.

During sexytime, see if your partner is open to a little fantasy and ask “So, if we could have someone else here with us right now, who would you want?” And, gauge their answer, and then you can kind of pursue it from there. If they play along, sometime later, maybe something like “Well, that’s… Continue reading Redditors in open marriages, how did you pitch that idea without it erupting into a huge fight?

I try to find songs and replay them while I am doing memorable things, specifically so I can put them in my year playlist and listen to them later on to use them to get nostalgic about each moment of my life from that year

When I took a step back and realized how excited I was to get my first ear and nose hair trimmer. Do not care, still excited.

I donate money to the Special Olympics every month. I sometimes donate money to random GoFundMes and the like. I don’t like to tell people, I just hope it helps.

“…In all the businesses I’ve tried, there was something that was missing. Even if I’d known what it was, there’s nothing I could have done about it…because you can’t create this thing. And it makes all the difference in the world between success and failure. Luck? War.”

Water. A new girl showed up at school one year from Pennsylvania or near it and said “wooter”, meaning water. I asked her to repeat it, again she said “wooter”.

Long story short my landlord is a POS, my bath tub is clogged and has had water filled in it for over a week now. I tried emptying some of it out today with a bucket. Now im freaking out cause I took a shower in it afterwards with water still in there and then… Continue reading What are the chances of brain eating amoeba in week old tub water?

Some people do this because they want to show support for their favorite player, even if they are not on their favorite team. Others do it because they like the design of a particular jersey or because they are fans of a team that is not popular in their area.

Every other day generally (unless I have done something especially vigorous, in which case I’d shower that day) I have eczema so showering every day and washing my hair more than once or twice a week exasperates symptoms massively.

A person who took advantage of my kindness and the fact I had a crush on her. I ended (what I thought was) our friendship just before the pandemic. I could have kept talking to her throughout it, but couldn’t handle talking to her after all the stuff she’d put me through. Gave me enough… Continue reading Who cut up your heart like it was a jack-o’-lantern – ripping pieces asunder, yet you ended up more beautiful because of it?

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I don’t think Putin has many working nukes. Their upkeep is very expensive and based on how bad the Russian army equipment he’s not been spending money on them. Or the friends and leeches he’s awarded contacts to have been skimming cash. I’d be surprised if he’s doing anything more than rusty saber rattling.

Most notorious tourist-hater. If I ever get the news that I have a month to live, I’m driving around my hometown with a shotgun out the window, blasting holes in the sky to scare people off. I know they’ll eventually come back, but I want my last month to be a peaceful one, without constant… Continue reading If you could go down in history what would it be from and why?

There are a lot of pretty names! Here are some examples: Mia, Lily, Claire, Amber, Sofia, Grace, Anna, Sarah.

As of right now, my guess is an Operation Valkyrie type situation, members of his party kills him, or an outside party takes his life. Russia is already desperate for soldiers so, at some point, the people will have had enough. Hopefully.

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Vocabulary words everyone should know include: -Pronouns (I, you, he, she, it, we, they) -Nouns (person, place, thing) -Verbs (action words) -Adjectives (describing words) -Prepositions (words that show relationships between things)

I started working as an intern at a small advertising agency while I was in college. I enjoyed the creative aspect of advertising and loved seeing my work in print and on TV. After graduation, I was hired by the agency and have been working in advertising ever since.

Well, assuming you’re not in a stressful situation, working on improving your health, possibly going to see a psychiatrist so they can prescribe you medication as well as see a counselor.

An apple. Or pretty much whatever you like from the produce section of the grocery store.

smoking in the first place I ve been wondering this for a while. How to Quit Smoking Cigarettes and Start Vaping – VICE The rest of the article is going to be about how you actually go about quitting smoking cigarettes, but I have found that it’s helpful to explain why vaping is so effective.… Continue reading Cigarette smokers of Reddit. Why do you smoke if you know it’s slowly killing you, and why did you start?

There is no definitive answer to this question as it depends on the specific workplace and company culture. However, jobs that may typically allow the use of profanity include those in which customer service is a key component, such as call center jobs, as well as some manual labor positions.

Sugar. It’s not just about the obvious stuff like ice cream and desserts. There’s sugar in so many products and ofc there’s natural sugars too. Over a day that really adds up. I try to be mindful and I read nutrition labels and try to portion control.

Wouldn’t ever buy an expensive Starbucks frappe, so I guess I’d just ask to leave my normal coffee at the store I bought it at, or at the store that I was shopping in, go have my big sweaty dump, come back, and thank the clerks at the store for minding my beverage. Then I’d… Continue reading If you are at the mall and suddenly need to take a big sweaty dump, what would you do with the expensive Starbucks frappe that you just purchased?

Some home remedies I swear by are drinking lots of water, taking a hot bath, and eating chicken soup.

Many people who are close to psychopaths don’t realize they are until it’s too late. There are usually warning signs, such as a lack of empathy, selfishness, manipulation, and impulsivity, but these can be easy to overlook or rationalize if you’re not looking for them. In some cases, it may take a major life event… Continue reading Friends/families of psychopaths, what made you realize they were a psychopath?

“years of cocaine use didn’t kill me but a fucking llama did??!”

I like folk punk too much, herschell goes to heaven, I’m not a good person, more about alcoholism, eat shit and die, coffee brew and cigarettes, thanks bastards, eat shit and die Unironically the satirical song “the most stereotypical folk punk song of all time” kinda slaps

Stand alone forums are dying everywhere because other people get sucked into Reddit. I was alone, all on my own, on a forum about economic regulation for the financial services industry and I thought, where has everyone else gone. So I came in reluctantly from the cold but now I post about financial services regulation… Continue reading What got you hooked to Reddit?

skills Improvising is all about making things up as you go along. There are no rules, and anything goes. The best way to learn how to improvise is to just jump in and start doing it. Experiment with different sounds and rhythms, and see what happens. You might want to try jamming with other musicians,… Continue reading Reddit people, How to develop improvisation?

The massive uptick of DID, autism, etc. fakers, and people either agreeing with it, buying into it, or just not doing anything about it… It’s an extremely unhealthy and harmful behavior.

a time you had to do something uncomfortable I once had to ask my boss for a raise. It was really uncomfortable because I didn’t know if he would give me one or not. But in the end, he gave me a raise and it was a great relief.

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Reading, watching tv, playing with whatever cat hopped up on the bed, lots of sleeping, surfing the web on the laptop, playing video games.

Physical violence Literally anyone with a single gram of courage wouldn’t do what you want that if they didn’t break your nose afterwards

Yes, there isn’t really any reason why you cold only live one person, love is mostly a function of compatibility and time spent together, so you can get more than one person up on the number of lovers

Decide if I want to be Shiva or Goro for Halloween. Shiva is a little iffy since I’m white but I’m not nearly buff enough for Goro… decisions decisions.

People do things they enjoy regardless of if it’s harmful to them or not for example smoking and drinking. Do what you want.

There is no definitive answer to this question as what one person may deem as friendly, another person may not. However, some nationalities that are typically considered to be friendly include the Irish, Brazilians, and Filipinos.

It’s a thing. Sometimes they’re just there with friends, which is fine. Sometimes they don’t know it’s a gay bar; not every bar with a heavy queer crowd feels like a “gay bar” to some people. Often, they’re women who just don’t wanna be hit on by creepy dudes. Usually it’s not “tourism”, though. People… Continue reading straight people who go to gay clubs/bars, why?

Eventually, yes.

A horror movie that is truly terrifying is The Conjuring. This movie is based on a true story and follows the Warrens, who are paranormal investigators, as they help a family who is being terrorized by a demonic entity. The Conjuring is full of suspense and jump scares that will leave you feeling scared long… Continue reading What’s a horror movie that’s truly terrifying?

I use Google Docs as well, but I don’t store photos or anything else there, so it’s just my writing; I’ve never come close to filling my capacity, but this is useful to know.

How do you write to someone, a total stranger, for the first time? What do you say that whey won’t just ignore? How do you find someone?

What happens if you say hi and try to talk to her? Best case scenario, she digs you and y’all start talking. Worst case scenario she snubs you. Life goes on. A few seconds of maybe feeling dumb and that’s it. As long as you’re not a creep to her or an asshole, y’all both… Continue reading Men of Reddit How do you talk to a girl in a university class you find cute if you’re introverted and are worried what she will say back to you?

Lack of responsibility I treat self reflection and self awareness very importantly

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Remember that tomorrow isn’t promised. After I leave a long shift and feel absolutely dead inside I just remind myself of that simple fact, and then it hits me. If it might be my last day why be a sad bum about it? Works pretty well most of the time

If you are lucky enough to survive carbon monoxide poisoning, you will most likely experience some neurological problems. These can include: headaches, dizziness, nausea and vomiting, confusion, memory loss, and difficulty walking. You may also have trouble breathing and may need to be on a ventilator for a period of time. In severe cases, you… Continue reading What happens if you survive carbon monoxide poisoning?

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while driving I was on my way home from work one night and I took a shortcut through this really dark, wooded area. It was a shortcut that I had taken many times before without any issue. But this time, for some reason, I started to feel really uneasy. The hair on the back of… Continue reading People of Reddit, what was the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?

Get people to add me into their wills. People will pass away and I inherit their estates.

Thanks for the tip

I would spend my days traveling and exploring new places. I would also spend a lot of time outdoors, hiking, biking, and kayaking. I would also spend time volunteering with different organizations.

This is a difficult question to answer, as Reddit’s structure is based around encouraging users to engage with each other in these ways. Some possible solutions could include more stringent moderation of posts and comments, or giving users the ability to downvote or flag content they find trolling/argumentative/one-upping.

Meh. Not really an Oreo on ice cream fan. Fresh raspberries all the way

High as a kite, listening to foreign folk music in the middle of the night while the house heater deafens my cries from everyone sleeping.

VTuber clips, video game easter eggs, music analysis, historical arms and armor presentations, political commentary and whatever else suits my fancy.

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It can be very difficult to not lose hope and willpower when dealing with chronic pain or illness. Some things that may help include staying positive, keeping a sense of humor, setting small goals, and staying connected with friends and family.

Depends Who are we under threat of attack from? And why? Suppose we had some tyrannical orange fascist leader who took control of the country illegally, and another country attacked to remove that tyrannical orange fascist leader from power, I would not be inclined to defend against that attack. For example.

Likely from outside as I don’t walk into those establishments. I’d guess my view would be a closed door. Also, pro needle exchange.

that you cared about There’s no one answer to this question since everyone has a different story. It’s possible that someone became heartless after being repeatedly hurt or disappointed by others, and they decided it was easier to just not care anymore. Or, they may have experienced a traumatic event that numbed their emotions. It’s… Continue reading The most heartless people once cared too much. What happened to you that caused you to no longer care and what was it?

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Skincare. I don’t understand why is so gendered. Why ads focus on ‘you can put this black/navy skincare product and still be manly ‘ It’s skin, is an important human organ, and actually not that different in needs from man/woman. Everyone NEEDS to wash your face properly and to protect it from dehydration and sun… Continue reading What are some things that every man should try even though they are stigmatized as “gay” or “unmanly”?

There is no one answer to this question since reddit is full of different types of content. However, some of the worst things that have been seen on reddit include: racist and sexist remarks, death threats, child pornography, and other illegal content.

They’re people, a really large group of people, all with different interests and personalities, so why should I group them together and complain about them?

There is no difference in turkeys at Canadian and American Thanksgiving. The only difference is that Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday of October, while American Thanksgiving is celebrated on the fourth Thursday of November.

to you Yes, I’m sure that has happened to just about everyone at some point in their lives. We’ve all had good intentions that have gone awry, but luckily often times things have a way of working out for the best in the end.

The actual acts in real life are generally nowhere near as they seem in the movies. On top of this it’s something that is just commonly understood to be a professional thing. If they are doing a intimate scene or movie. There is also a high possibility that they show their love to their partner… Continue reading How do you think actors and actresses feel about their SOs kissing and having intimate moments with others in movies?

He generally stays out of my hair. That said, if that’s the best I have to say about him that’s not a great sign.

What they eventually did say. Don’t take no shit from no one, especially when you are just minding your own business and they come around accusing you of being something or doing something they don’t approve of. Coach Hall was a legend, and he had my back when I finally stood up for myself.

The Heisenberg Playground Europe Mostly mushrooms since they are easiest to grow.

I am comfortable admitting on Reddit that I am an introvert and that I sometimes have a hard time socializing with people. I don’t think there is anything wrong with being an introvert, but I know that some people see it as a weakness.

makes sense the inhabitants are all communists anyway so it would hurt trudaeu since his fans are all gone

I don’t “support” any of those politicians, nor would I have the opportunity to vote for them if I wanted to. I imagine that many people vote for them because they view them as better than the alternative. E.g.: Some voters in Georgia may vote for Walker even though he may or may not have… Continue reading genuine question: for people who support politicians like MTG, Matt Gaetz and Herschel Walker, do you support all their beliefs and what they say, or do you support them because they are republican?

There is no one answer to overcoming procrastination. Some people find that setting small goals and breaking tasks down into smaller pieces helps them avoid getting overwhelmed and puts them on a path to success. Others may find that holding themselves accountable by telling friends and family about their plans or keeping a journal helps… Continue reading How do you overcome procrastination?

Drinking lots of water, exercising, and eating healthy foods are all great ways to gain more energy in a day.

The beauty of it is, that I would have infinite chances…. I’d groundhog day it, testing out different ways of revealing myself until it went really well. If it didn’t, I’d just reverse time and try again.

It’s kinky. Blowing stop signs, blowing highway signs, getting railed by streetlights, and playing with my traffic cone butt plug. Just thinking about it makes me want to go find an under construction sign and get frisky with it.

Trusting the police. I wanna live in a world where that’s a good idea. But where I live right now, it’s just not. Wish it were better, don’t know where to start to even begin fixing the problems.

All phenomena arise, last for a time, and cease to exist at some point. Phenomena occur in dependency on causes, and cease in the absence of causes. When a thought arises, it will cease when its causes and conditions are no longer present. Another perspective: After hearing of the science of neuroplasticity, but I would… Continue reading When you forget a thought, where does it go?

I try to make a genuine observation about something around us or the setting and try to take a cue from there. For example, if it is about the setting like a park for example, I would say like “what do you think about this park?”. If they are interested, they will engage but if… Continue reading When sitting next to someone in public, do you choose to talk to them or do you keep to yourself?

That’s a good game

There is no definitive answer to this question, as what may be considered socially awkward in a cringe-worthy way by one person may not be seen as such by another. However, some possible examples of socially awkward behavior that could be considered cringe-worthy include: bumbling or fumbling over one’s words, making inappropriate or offensive comments,… Continue reading What does socially awkward in a cringe way look like?

When I was a child, my favorite Halloween costume was a black cat. As an adult, I love dressing up as a witch!

I don’t have any kids, but I can imagine that my life would be quite different. I would probably spend more time traveling and exploring new things, and less time worrying about things like school and homework. I would also have more free time to pursue my hobbies and interests.

ever drive past a chick fil a takeout and see the line of cars clogging the immediate area for about a quarter mile? that’s the straight pride parade.

There is no one answer that will work for everyone in this situation. However, some things that may help include talking to a trusted friend or family member about your feelings, spending time doing things that make you happy, and keeping yourself busy. Additionally, it may be helpful to remind yourself that the person is… Continue reading What does really help to get over someone, fall out of love and to finally let go of someone you shared a past with?

I’m pretty crafty, so blankets, clothes, skills in clothing repair and embroidery. My husband has a pretty good green thumb, so we could also barter the fruits and veges he grows.

He was a test subject in AI. Lets not grant him any more humanity than that. He was the first case study in AI, he’s barely worth a mention. He’s a fucking ____. It’s five letters. You know what the word is.

Had to make an emergency pitstop at a Jack-in-the-Box right after we ate at one of those all you can eat Brazilian steakhouses. I tried to hold it, but I actually got to the point where I was getting nauseous from how bad I had to crap

The mermaid? Well, she be a fine women and all, but she has a bit of a bad temper. I can see why Davy Jones has always been after her. But I do be getting too old to be getting into relationships, so it won’t be going further than a date.

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I have actually thought of this before, and while I consider it impossible, I have an answer. Something around the yellow-green spectrum. What would that look like? An impossible answer, but that is my answer.

Prison Break. After the third prison, I thought it was a bit much. They were pushing it with the second one. On another note I’m about to back out of Devil in Ohio. It’s too slow. Can anyone tell me whether it gets better?

I am doing well. I am getting my thoughts and ideas across to others who understand them, so that they can understand the fabric of spacetime and the universe and its underlying truths that are yet unknown to many. Thank you for asking.

I just tell then I’m depressed. In reality I’m bipolar, but older generations have a much more reasonable understanding of things like depression than they do with stuff like bipolar, borderline, anxiety and stuff like that.

Not exactly a quote, but I think of standing on the shoulders of giants. Everything we have today is because people before us shared their expertise. I’m a huge fan of the open source movement as it has directly benefited my career, and I pay it back whenever possible by helping others and sharing the… Continue reading What quote changed your perspective on life?

Ooh! See then does that hold true for you in stories where it’s more talent based than hard work? Like in Harry Potter. He’s the chosen one, as such he’s got all this power that he was sort of like, born into.

I think that forgiving oneself is one of the most beautiful things humans can do. It takes courage to do so, and it requires us to take responsibility for our actions. However, forgiveness can have a cathartic affect, and it can help clear one’s mind. I believe forgiving ourselves will help bring peace of mind.

I got divorced after only being married for a year, and I do not regret it at all. The marriage was not a good fit for either of us, and we both knew it wasn’t going to work out. We decided to get divorced before things got too messy or complicated, and it was the… Continue reading Divorced redditors, do you regret ever getting married? Why or why not?

Fleetwood Mac – The Chain Every orgasm should end like that guitar riff at the end.

No i dont, i know the neurochemicals which make us feel as we feel and why. I belive in love like a religious person belives in modern medicine. I dont think love is something weird straight from a movie and i loved before but i think the “true love” is just as good as any… Continue reading Do you believe in true love? Why/why not?

For me, having grown up in New England, I always loved “light dawns on Marblehead” which is typically said when someone is being daft but finally realizes what you’ve been trying to explain for a while. Really savage burn my family used all the time when I was a kid lol

Some very healthy but satisfying foods to eat are fruits and vegetables, whole grains, lean proteins, and low-fat dairy.

There’s no one song that hurts too much to listen to, because everyone has different experiences and memories associated with different songs. However, there are certainly songs that can be difficult to listen to because they bring up sad memories or remind us of someone we’ve lost.

Mostly wanting procreation. The same way you see men as powerful and able to protect your offspring we see you as a way to nature our offspring. It’s it funny that we we think we can become above what we are? It all becomes the human condition.

At the risk of sounding facetious, somewhere between “we’re probably screwed” and “we’re royally screwed”.

buy There is no definitive answer to this question as it depends on personal preferences. Some people may prefer a smaller hatchback, while others might want a larger one. Ultimately, it is important to test drive different models and see which one feels best for you.

We were making wedding plans. I think I did relatively well. But the killing flaw in our relationship is that while we loved each other, quite passionately, we did shit for considering the pragmatics.

Depending on the size, if small probably nothing, if he hits a city then most likely, NATO will consult China first, then do the submarines cull, if Putin backs down then it stops there, have his generals take him and medvedev out, and call it a day

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I am not sure what you are asking. In anime, cats often show a friendly demeanor towards humans, but in real life, it depends on the individual cat’s personality. Some cats enjoy being around people and will approach them, while others may be more shy and stay away from strangers.

A girl a work always seems to remember the smallest insignificant stories I tell her. Something like I’m planning to check out some shop to look for a new knife set. Days later she’ll come to my desk and be like “ oh hey, how did you go with finding a new knife set” I… Continue reading What do you think makes someone a good person?

Probably what happened when the guy I’m named after tried to fly to the North Pole. I have my own ice trauma, so it does fit.

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The fucking stove, it has a Button that creates a Spark, so if the plate on the oven is dirty/misplaced the flame doesnt ignite, so im standing there with the stove clicking (creating a Spark) and it wont ignite so im forced to find a lighter and ignite it manually

Moss generally grows in the north side of a tree in the northern hemisphere. It grows on the south side of a tree in the southern hemisphere. So if you’re ever lost in the woods, you could at least possibly figure out directions.

Can everything you touch go invisible too? Because I would sneak into bank vaults, and loot the hell out of them…. if the money cant go invisible then I would just do scary poltergiest shit until everyone backed off, so I could walk out with the sacks of money

Counting pedestrians on a very wet November day, in a small Yorkshire town that didn’t get very many pedestrians. We had to stand there for half an hour in the morning, then again in the afternoon… the girl I was partnered with happened to live in the town so we ended up escaping to her… Continue reading What was your worst school field trip?

I like Billie Eilish’s sound of her songs. But the only song of hers I like enough to own is All the Good Girls Go to Hell

I would say my most left leaning beliefs are things like tuition free state universities, single payer healthcare, UBI would all be good things. My most right leaning belief is probably that while we should focus more on rehabilitation and making our justice system more fair and accountable especially with regards to law enforcement. Some… Continue reading What is your most left leaning and right leaning belief you have?

I saw an Ask Reddit question – “What is something that happens in movies that doesn’t in real life?” and there was a comment that went something like “People breaking out into song and dance, and the other people around you know the words and join in. I tried this once and got kicked in… Continue reading What was the best comment you read on reddit?

There is no one answer to this question as everyone experiences depression differently. Some possible causes of depression could include: a major life event or change (such as divorce, job loss, or the death of a loved one), chronic stress, biochemical factors (such as an imbalance of neurotransmitters in the brain), genetic predisposition, or medical… Continue reading What caused you to have depression?

I’ve shared my wishes with my family but I don’t have the sticker on my license. It really depends if my parents are still alive. If they are, open me up and dump me out. The organ harvesters can have any of my internal organs. The line for me is I don’t want my mom… Continue reading If you’re not an organ donor, why not?

Not sure that i understand your question. But if i did, is because interstellar travel requires much higher advancement that we have, and not in traveling through space but in medicine also, so for them shouldn’t be hige problem to adopt their medicine (if they are too much different) to our body.

That depends on how you define, “propaganda”. Many people now define, “propaganda” as, “anything I don’t like.” All evidence suggests that in reality Ukraine is doing very well in terms of pushing back the Russians but is taking a pounding as a result of Russian war crimes.

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Geocaching. You could be by yourself looking in bushes or at a random street sign for the geocache and strangers think you are weird, crazy, or up to something nefarious.

Yeah that’s something you use a lot, but I’m specifically looking to gift someone something they don’t throw in the storage to never been seen again. Phone is a good answer though!

There are many things that can change someone’s life. Some changes are small, like getting a new job, while others are large, like becoming a parent.

One thing that can make anything more enjoyable is receiving compliments from others. This can boost one’s confidence and make them feel good about themselves, which in turn makes the activity more enjoyable.

The scariest dream I’ve had is when I was being chased by a serial killer. I could hear his footsteps behind me, and I knew he was going to kill me. I woke up just before he caught me.

Rudy Giuliani. Lived through his time as NYC Mayor, he was a bully who catered to the police and stomped on anyone weaker than he was. His biggest win as a US Attorney was handed to him by a reporter who did all the legwork and broke the story. Watching him slowly fall apart is… Continue reading Who is someone you’re happy to see have their fame diminish?

Fold, refold and usually you can get a third fold in there. I must do this because my children don’t yet understand it isn’t necessary to use a quarter roll to wipe their ass. If I bunched as well we’d have no money for food or shelter.

Well it wasn’t an event but there was this one time where there was a Russian soldier in World War I that had a hauntingly beautiful singing voice and would sing every night and it could be heard across No Man’s Land into a German Trench one night the singer got sick and the Germans… Continue reading Apart from the winter truce what other wholesome and peaceful events of similar magnitude have happened in the past?

Some overweight people (in most cases other women) giving unsolicited ‘compliments’ on my body (because I’m thin) and also go on to talk about their diet and exercise plans. I sincerely, loathe these type of questions because it’s like entitled and stupid on the part of people asking. Same with ‘pretty privilege’ and yet people… Continue reading What’s an example of skinny privilege you have seen?

Define useful. I would define useful as getting you a job (regardless of salary). Some of the highest unemployment degrees are Mass Media (journalism and broadcast news), Liberal Arts, and Anthropology. Some of the lowest unemployment rates are Medical Technicians, Education (both early childhood and general), and Law. Do a search for highest and lowest… Continue reading What is the most useless and useful degrees?

Deciding not to celebrate it this year, and actually pulling it off, not letting myself be talked into visiting family after all.

I got clean by going to AA and following their program. I covered it up by making sure that I always had alcohol with me, so that if anyone asked, I could say that I was just drinking socially.

In youth, you see the same people very often through school and activities. People grow apart, get busy with their jobs, move away, etc. It sucks, but if I can’t keep up with my own life, how the hell am I going to keep up with theirs?

Not my favourite. Bit sherbety? I liked the juiced ones

When it becomes obvious, after much effort, that it’s only one-sided and your trying to make it work is not being reciprocated.

It’s an art piece, a heavy duty plumber’s pipe wrench welded into a Xenomorph. The mouth adjusts and would still be able to fix a pipe, and also it could be used to bonk a burglar pretty good too. https://i.imgur.com/NvMoEbL.jpeg

Communication differences. Like there are a lot of people who can’t communicate. They can vent or speak or rebuttal but they can’t communicate. Communication takes effort and the willingness to change. If you meet someone who can’t communicate then you need to run, especially if they think change is always wrong, always manipulative, always something… Continue reading What red flags in a relationship are often swept under the rug ?

I would say that “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey has been ruined for me by being hijacked by mainstream society. I used to love this song and would sing it all the time, but now it seems like everywhere I go I hear it playing and it’s just become too overplayed.

If I were asked to write a Wikipedia page, the subject I would pick having the most knowledge about is probably video games. I’m not an expert on any one game, but I have a lot of general knowledge about the gaming industry and gaming culture.

There is no definitive answer to this question, as it is subjective. However, some figures who may be considered over-exaggerated include Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Adolf Hitler.

There is no one answer to this question as everyone has their own definition of what the meaning of life is. However, some people believe that psychopaths may not believe in or care about the traditional concepts of life such as love, family, and morality. Instead, they may view life as a game where they… Continue reading What is the meaning of life to phycopaths?

Within the UK, healthcare corners are being cut. Theres less doctors and more Nurse practitioners, physicians assistants etc, taking over the roles that would solely be the doctors role. So my guess? There will be less qualified healthcare professionals making the healthcare decisions they’re unqualified to make.

your job My manager demanded that I stay late every night to finish my work, even though I had already put in a full day’s worth of hours. This demand led me to quit my job.

Melanie Martinez’s music And not guilty in a “oh no, I hope nobody ever finds out” kind of way, just an awareness that a grown man that’s overly enthusiastic about her kind of music is a questionable look.

If you want somebody to feel more comfortable with you, like if you want them to calm down or be honest/speak freely, you can subtly mirror their posture/movement. For example, if they are hunched over, with their hand on their chin, you could lean forward a little and rest your head in your chin. Just… Continue reading What’s a psychological trick you know?

What you leave behind by max ll. Oh and also i’ve been relistening to that one song from moulin rouge el tango de roxanne, i guess that somewhat fits the bill. but maybe a little too aggressive for my definition of beauty

A green flag from someone that people might not immediately recognize as a green flag is when they are consistently kind and respectful to you, even if you are not being kind or respectful to them.

Depends on who is doing the censoring. If it is something like Twitter doing it, then they are well within their rights to censor whatever they like as long as they aren’t doing it based on an illegal reason (like if the person is black or due to their religion). The first amendment doesn’t apply… Continue reading Where is a line drawn between free speech and censorship?

I’d like to climb Mount Everest, just to say I did it. Guarantee I’d wind up as one of the frozen bodies that got blown off the trail in a storm and ended up buried at the bottom of a chasm, but it would be a cool flex to succeed.

Butter is the obvious answer. Also, eggs too.

“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

Yes, I do. They thank me for what I do for them, but even if they didn’t, I’d feel appreciated by the way they want to be around me.

The best type of music, according to me, is my favorite music. The best type of music, according to you, is your favorite music.

The battery died in the home security system and it armed itself early in the morning while I was asleep. I heard my roommate scream “OH SHIT IT’S GOING TO GO OFF!” and incorporated it into my dream, wherein I was trying to disarm the system but all the numbers on the keypad were zeroes.… Continue reading People of reddit what are your worst woke up confused stories?

The situation in Iran is an internal matter. What the West could do is impose even more sanctions on Iran and cut diplomatic ties with the regime. Or maybe in an act of protest send solely female ambassadors and instruct them to never veil their hair. This is a revolution of the Iranian people –… Continue reading Do you think that America should get involved in the situation in Iran,why or why not?

Printers are churned out in volume. They are not designed to last or to be repaired. They are designed to be replaced. They are designed to use highly profitable (and extremely expensive) printer ink. They are not designed to last or even for ease of use – they are designed to burn through ink and… Continue reading Why printers are the most difficult electronic products to use?

from your time at a call centre I had a caller who was very upset because he had been on hold for a long time. When I finally was able to talk to him, he started screaming at me and using profanity. I asked him to please stop using that language or I would have… Continue reading What are your most interesting/wtf anecdotes?

There is no definitive answer to this question as what one person may deem as being overrated, another may find to be the perfect city for them. It is important to keep in mind that what works for one person may not work for another, and vice versa. With that said, some cities that might… Continue reading What is the most overrated city to live in?

Empire Strikes Back I watch the theatrical versions

I will start. I was getting it on with a guy and i was holding in a big fart, we keep going and i cant hold it in anymore so i quietly try to let it out without him noticing. Nope loud. He stops for a second and i said omg that was a massive… Continue reading What is your most embarassing story?

I’m not entirely sure. I know that I want to be healthier and I want to be more active, but I’m not sure how to go about it. I need to find a better balance between work and play, and I need to find time for myself.

I would tell my younger self to believe in myself and to never give up on my dreams.

Telling my teacher that my presentation got deleted by a virus. So she gave a chance to present it the following dayy hahah didnt think it worked but it did. HAHAHA of course you gotta thank my acting skills for it too, its pretty up there.

There is no single answer to this question as different people have different ideas about what an ideal government would look like. Some people might want a government that is small and unobtrusive, while others might want a government that is more active and involved in the lives of its citizens. There are many different… Continue reading What is your ideal government?

Well, first of all, you should always take good advice with a grain of salt. What works for one person may not work for another, so keep that in mind. That said, some good advice that I’ve found useful is to live your life with intention. Set goals and work towards them every day. Be… Continue reading What would be your submission to the “Reddit Library of Good Advice”?

Nope. If I’m lucky the customers never even see me.

I had a best friend in high school (both girls). One day, completely out of the blue, she told me she was in love with me and asked me out. It honestly was a complete shock, I didn’t even know she liked girls. I didn’t return the feelings and our friendship just corroded from there.… Continue reading People who have asked their friends out on a date, how did that go? Are you still dating?

There’s a “life hack” going around that says if you drink a cup of warm water with honey and lemon first thing in the morning, it will jump start your metabolism and help you lose weight. There is no scientific evidence to support this claim.

I don’t know if I would consider it the best like, musically, but Through the Fire and The Flames has the only solo that’s made my fingers hurt

Mine has a cool demeanor, but doesn’t fix problems until they’ve gone nuclear and only cares about his numbers and fishing trips.

tips Here are some tips to help control excessive sweating: -Wear loose fitting, breathable clothing. -Avoiding trigger foods and beverages that can make you sweat. -Use an antiperspirant or deodorant to help control sweat and body odor. -If these measures do not work, your doctor may prescribe a stronger antiperspirant or medication to help control… Continue reading What’s your hygiene to your over sweating under arms?

So far, I am storing various flower, regular, brown, and powdered sugar, and some rice. I put painters tape on the top of the lid for expiration and printed label for what’s inside

It’s great, I would have killed myself if I wouldn’t have been able to get an abortion. I don’t want to be dead. I have a son now, and that’s great. I chose to have him when I wanted.

you’ve ever seen The best anime I’ve ever seen would have to be Death Note. It’s an amazing story with great characters and a plot that keeps you guessing.

The silence of the lambs, just kidding, or am I?

“That shirt looks good on you, you got nice taste” “You are always so clean and tidy, Unfortunately its rare these days” Make sure your expression match your words 😛

Info: Are buried up to their neck in salt? Or are they buried in a volume of salt equivalent to their body volume? If the former, are they being buried standing on flat earth or in a narrow pit or what? Because all these variables change how the physics are gonna happen.

Outside influences, mental illness, overindulgence, perfectionism

Dressing up as a plague doctor, getting a better costume and mask because I’m not liking the current ones :/

Stereotypical reddit not a cop post Not a cop, but I know someone who is a state trooper who rolled up on a suicide in a wooded area in the middle of a city. Body had been there so long that the torso had ripped in half and the rope had stretch to the point… Continue reading Cops of Reddit, what is the craziest scene you have ever pulled up to?

My interactions with people on here. I’ve pretty much pushed everyone in my personal life away, but outside of work hours my brain screams for human interaction. All I give it is meaningless Reddit non-conversations. Like a dog fed nothing but broccoli and leafy greens, it’s too fucking stupid to know better as it wastes… Continue reading What is the most depressing Social Interaction/Relationship you experienced/are experiencing?

Depends on the week really… here’s a few keywords im tired of hearing about….Covid, Trump, Ukraine, Russia, left, right, Twitter…. I could go on….

George A. Romero’s original Dead trilogy and silent horror films, Nosferatu and A Page of Madness, for example.

We have a lot of actitives like we’re also very united gen Z’s are not afraid to fight back which I love about my generation but also at the same time it what I hate about our generation because because of that we are looked down upon a lot and we are very misunderstood also… Continue reading What is one thing you like and one thing you dislike about your generation?

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There are many things that keep me alive, including my family, friends, and loved ones. My faith also keeps me going as I believe that there is something greater than myself out there. Additionally, my desire to make a difference in the world and leave a positive legacy motivates me to keep going even when… Continue reading What’s keeping you alive ?

There is no clear answer, but it is speculated that J R R Tolkien may have come to the conclusion that Pope Francis is Sauron based on their shared love of power and control. Additionally, both figures have been known to be associated with dark forces and corruption.

agreed. Still scared to go into the woods alone anywhere close to dark.

Love You affect the person’s mannerisms after falling in love…ir bonding through attachment.

Trumps election lies. To believe any of the literal shit that pours out of that narcissistic conman’s mouth is to be beyond braindead. Dude even lied about being “self made”, had a fraudulent university, and settled out of court for misuse of funds with his charity. All of that on top of literally thousands of… Continue reading What is the goofiest conspiracy theory people actually believe?

Ate horse shit, vomited it up in the car, re-ate the shitvomit, leaving enough behind to create pollute the cars internal atmosphere for months

Her relatives with disabilities were declared dead and hidden away in a group home. Her family was torn apart by demanding that her children marry virgins from appropriate bloodlines, even when people like Charles were in love with someone else. She defended colonialism and British rule even when it included genocide and exploitation. Her family… Continue reading While she did some good things, what are some of Queen Elizabeth’s most outrageous/morally corrupt acts she committed during her reign?

Rammstein, Tool, Marilyn Manson, Korn, Pantera, SlipKnot, Type-O-Negative

There are many good careers to choose from. Some popular options include teaching, nursing, and engineering.

“It’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission.” No, it really, really isn’t.

great song

There is no definitive answer to this question as it depends on a number of factors, including personal preferences. Some people might prefer to live in an Arab country with a strong economy and developed infrastructure, while others might prefer a more traditional way of life.

In a movie theater, during a serious moment a kid who was making noise, not super loud but loud enough to where it was bothering and he fell, theater was dead silent and I laughed

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There is no definitive answer to this question as it depends on personal preferences. Some popular choices for best fiction villain might include Darth Vader from the Star Wars series, Sauron from The Lord of the Rings, or Hannibal Lecter from The Silence of the Lambs.

Yes. I understand how I think, I know my own boundaries and the kind of attention I want. I’d share my sense of humor, interests, etc. Any disagreements would most likely be settled quickly. I’d make me very happy.

more freedom, less suffering, less pain, less stress, less fear, etc.

There is no one answer to this question as everyone’s understanding of the word “woke” may be different. However, generally speaking, the term is used to describe someone who is aware of social and political issues, especially those relating to race and inequality. Additionally, it can be used as a verb meaning “to become aware… Continue reading People who regularly use the word ‘woke’ as an insult, what is your actual understanding of the word?

Honestly medication. It’s the first time in years I don’t overthink myself into misery thanks to one pill a day I’m taking Zoloft. Before this I would meditate when I could, listen to familiar audiobooks/music and just try my best to zone out.

Think it’s hot. I don’t like sex, I just have romantic interests, if she wants to fuck she can fuck somebody else.

I’ve already seen them come out and say he was taken out of context. I have no idea either way, just a weird point to make.

Marshmallow Peeps. I could hork down an entire box of those bad boys without giving it a second though. The thought of eating them now makes me shudder.

The way they mitigate the side effects is by making sure the person wants the transition. You can’t just walk into your doctors office and be like I want to transition. You have to go to psychologist, psychiatrist, you also must be wanting these things for a long time too.

Needed to check myself in to rehab and focus on recovery. I got a new job once I sobered up and have been with that company for about a decade now

Gummy body parts they come in many unique shapes such as brains. Eyes, feet, hands and also atomically correct human hearts

By doing things I did not want to do. Things like trying something new, even though I wasn’t good at it. Asking for guidance and help. Putting myself in a position to fail and/or be rejected. Adopting the mindset that other people probably have better ideas than me and I should listen and learn. Only… Continue reading How did you become successful?

With us Germans it’s really obvious, especially where it stems from. Of course it was intended as good thing. But it’s obviously a major defect, in how it has really turned out

Diagonal of course. That way you get less crust. Because math.

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Truth, not psychbabble bs rehearsed in school. Listening and telling people “it’s okay to be you” then dig deeper if need be, and if they want it

Social conservatism is completely incompatible with the concepts of freedom and liberty. Social conservatism will ban abortions. It will tell you who you can and cannot marry. In previous generations, it fought hard to tell you who wasn’t allowed to vote. Even further back, it defended the right to own people as property. Social conservatism… Continue reading Why right wingers hate and try to control women so much?

For me it’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Freddie Got Fingered, and Hustle n Flow. Absolutely awful.

From now on, everyone automatically follows his account. The unfollow option will be gone for his account. And in your feed, his post will always be on top.

The worst type. I’m pale af and also have, in the words of one dermatologist, “the craziest case of dermatographia I’ve ever seen”.

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Plad or stripes usually red, black, white, and grey. I wear boxers

Writing, eating, writing, eating and then watching some show on Netflix.

In-person interview, then a Teams interview, then a doctor appt, then home-brew club meeting.

For all idiots on this planet to be striken by a viral intellect-increasing infection which would cure them of their utter stupidity. So many problems will be solved, if only the world was populated by fewer morons…

Panic attacks, delirium, psychosis

Every mistake and slowness of important realizations. For example, i got myself a vpn on phone Just a few days ago, even though i needed it years

How to budget. Its not just rent. Its rent, water, electricity, gas, food, gas, insurance, medical expenses, streaming/other subscriptions, etc.

Dating women is a lot like playing the lottery. “You can’t win if you don’t play” or you don’t know until you ask, so don’t waste time and more importantly, shoot your shot.

Firefox with all the usual extensions like AdBlock, Sponsorblock, Blocktube and whatever else you want. Using the pre-installed apps is just asking to be annoyed.

Really awful. I’m sick. Heavy head, and sore throat. It hurts when I eat/drink. Also there’s a wound in my toe that is not healing, it’ll probably fester so I have to go for the doctor for that.

A week or so. Last one was two years old, but I apparently pissed someone off. For like a week straight, every comment I made was basically immediately downvoted. No real point in reddit if it’s basically impossible to take part in discussion.

Every car stereo, full volume, no exceptions, no way to change it or turn it down or off.

I like the user experience of auto cars but the feel of manual cars. So I just have the shotgun passenger deal with the stick for me.

Yeah. The police got called, and there was a firefight, but no one could aim so we just ended up getting arrested.

I was taught before I was exposed. I thought it would be more..blatant. Nah, people don’t have the balls, they’re cowards. Most racists would never say the “n” word to a black person. They just act shitty.

You’re bi, and should stop being a pretentious dick who thinks hes better than everyone because they don’t like mainstream stuff, because trust me, you’ll go crazy for Queen and MCR once you get to the point where you allow yourself to like them. Oh yeah, and speaking if MCR go ahead and have that… Continue reading If you could give your younger self advice, what would it be?

As a kid, I grew up playing in the evenings after school, doing my homework and having dinner… all in a cemetery🪦 just across the road from my house. I found the place rather peaceful, away from all the noise in the world…. and home. The things that happened didn’t exactly make me afraid of… Continue reading Serious what thing has happened that made you think it might have been a ghost ?

What in the what? I have been around enough to date women, and not a goddamn one of them could even cook rice. I have been the cook in every relationship I ever had. Were it not for the chefs who trained me, I’d think women are just fucking horrible at food.

Currently I downloaded two kind of apps to help me against SH urges and to help me start with positive helping strengthening ways to cope. Other than that I have a colour book app, phone games, and Embroidery.

It’s good water. Prefer Evian.

I recently remembered a discussion i read somewhere how soo many people use sex toys and have absolutely no idea on how to clean or if its even needed to be cleaned! Many folk even expressed not wanting to use one because they had no idea on how to clean them, like come on….soap with… Continue reading Whats something that should be part of basic hygiene but too many people dont know it?

The fact that nobody wants me around. I’ve never had friends, never had a girlfriend, my family hates me and I’m a joke to everyone I know. After nearly four decades, this is really killing me.

My teenager and I watched Dear Evan Hansen for her first time. I was very happy, as a Broadway dork who has seen the . . . uh, illegal YouTube recordings a million times.

Don’t watch the main X-men movies, it won’t help. Watch the Wolverine origins movie, it will help, also The Wolverine.

People lose the point of the thing they become obsessed over. Enough people will fuck up any idea.

I wanted to be a military helicopter pilot, and now I work at an intelligence agency. Unfortunately, I wasn’t accepted into flight school and my backup option was military intelligence… but after I finished my MI school the military wouldn’t let me into flight school afterwards because my MI skills were too valuable to waste… Continue reading What was your dream job when you were a child and a teenager, and what’s your job now?

Bump uglies with your mom. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

No.. I am not talking about AI. It’s very sophisticated. It’s just about general technology like using traffic cameras, drones, e-portals, etc…

Kingdoms of Amalur

Best: Rain, breeze through trees, cat purrs, box fan Worst: Ice scraping, car hard breaking, squeaky shoes, ambulance

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As mentioned, the Ukraine subreddit. Obviously it’s in favor of Ukraine so you won’t be finding any pro-Russian takes (thankfully). Other than that, just stay updated. Every major outlet is watching closely.

Tbh I do like me some muscles, tats, a good smile, and a great sense of humour. Also redheads – idk why but I find gingers so attractive. Maybe it’s my Irish genes

Got paid more to defend against them. It’s a lot harder to find people willing to buy exploits, and you have to worry if they’re a trap, and spend a lot of money to tumble/hide your cash.

Samurai jack, watched it a lot as a kid, now being a young adult it’s so badass the darker more adult tones

My junior year physics teacher, I was always fascinated by physics and wanted to understand it more, he was the most boring teacher ever and made me hate physics cause he took all the joy out of it

They refuse to step down after losing an election with baseless claims that the election was “stolen”, and then they convince a group of paranoid rednecks to try and overthrow democracy on their behalf.

During the Cold War, we used mutually assured destruction. If the Soviets nuked the West, the West had nukes pointed at the Soviet Union that would fire automatically, and vice versa. There was no way to win.

Consistently all the fast food places in my area are empty or nearly empty, and understaffed. Look across the street at Chic’Fil-A and the line is around the building and filling up the parking lot with people trying to get in. Great service comes from great employees, and great employees come from great employers. So… Continue reading People Who Have Worked For Chic’Fil-A, What Makes Them A Superior Employer?

I grew up hearing my family say “horse shit” all the time, but because of the way they said it, I thought it was “whore shit.”

Press your tounge against the upper part of your mouth, start vibrating your voice to create the “n” sound.After that,, release the tounge and make a small circle with your lips for the “o” sound.

I don’t stay positive, I feel the proper emotion for the moment, then I let it go. If I’m sad, I feel the sad, then let it go. Same for mad and happy. I ride the waves of emotion and then I let it go.

If you cheating for personals gain it’s on thing but when your cheating starts destroying the fun for other for yours. That’s a bit selfish. Then again you do you, I’ll just block you or something to insure I don’t pair up with you.

Friend offered me a ride. Her BF bitched about it the entire time and interrogated me about why I was quiet and nerdy, how that wasn’t manly, etc. Well, I slept with my friend/his GF, in the process learning that he wasn’t very well endowed. Not proud of it, but there it is.

Working on my own self esteem. Its lead me to make better choices about who I let in to my life to begin with but also gives me the consolation that even if someone does betray me, I’ll be okay in the end. I rely more on myself for emotional validation than I do from… Continue reading What helped with your trust issues?

the future is grim and people think the problem is “immigrants” or “not enough pronouns”. Its almost as if media is purposefully dividing people and giving them false answers as to why the world is so fucked.

Fruity chewy candy, like Twizzlers, Starburst, or Skittles

Dont think about them unless i see them, and then i’m remembering how ugly they are to me. The less plastic there is one someone, the better, imo.

Toss up between Henry Fondle in BoJack Horseman and the “dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb dumb” chorus during the Joseph Smith story in South Park’s Mormon episode.

Omg i thought i was in love with my ex too for a long time but then I realized I just wanted to “win the breakup” and so i just put myself out there (both romantically with other distractions but also like trying to succeed in life with like my education, career, social life, etc)… Continue reading What can you do if you are in love with your ex?

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Honk their horns as soon as a traffic light turns green. Cars don’t immediately move and they will not all start moving at the same time. So, what the fuck is the point of every single car honking their horns? It’s not going to make the line move faster.

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Had a server at a local place we check out a few times a year clearly doing some sort of hard drug between talking to us. Seemed normal when she greeted us, then was falling into walls, grabbing random plates we were eating from, tripping, closing their eyes while mumbling/talking, it was sad. Think it… Continue reading What is the worst restaurant related experience you’ve ever had?

Gah, I hate that. Parents can / should do better. So doing something that would’ve made them more self-aware in the moment, right?

Be very flattered

I don’t have a dream job, and my dream partner probably doesn’t exist, cause that’d require some fantasy elements… I mean, I guess that’d mean I’d choose the latter?

A Kirby game that’s essentially just one really big arena mode spanning across all and or most mainline games and largely focused on combat, but also remixes of the themes of older bosses and revamped fights and arenas along with their harder variations and the secret bosses included too. They almost did that with Super… Continue reading What’s y’alls dream videogame?

Depends what you mean. Do you mean your employer is withholding your pay? That’s ILLEGAL, and you can sue. You earned that pay legally, they cannot keep it from you. You shouldn’t ever have to ask for your pay. It should be automatic, on a set time schedule and deployed to you without your request.… Continue reading Can you be fired for asking an employeer for your pay in the US, what action can be taken if terminated for this reason?

depends if you can change what is causing the burn out, then do so. if you cant, then power through cause there is no other option.

One guy I know was driving drunk and police tried to stop him, naturally, he tried to drive away. Then he hit a lamppost and totaled his Lada. Miraculously, he was unharmed.

I use to drink because it helps me loosen up and helps my friends loosen up as well, it brought out the funniest conversations but the older I got the more I realized I don’t need it. My only reason for having a drink every now and then is when I feel down, giving a… Continue reading What do people get from drinking alcohol?

Even if someone is beyond redemption here on earth, it doesn’t mean they’re beyond redemption in the afterlife. Can’t say. That’s between him and God.

Dying of laughter. There was a philospher who drunkenly died laughing at his own joke, as he watched a donkey eating figs off his tree. His joke was that the donkey should have some of his wine, too.

Apollo app is excellent. For free it’s unbeatable, but the extra features and Dev attitude makes it totally worth the price if you are open to buying it. r/apolloapp

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If you had a limb lengthening surgery, would you like to spend some information in here? I‘m looking forward to get one just to live life taller. I‘m not comfortable with my height, thats why I consider doing this

Thai curry. You get some curry paste from the store (I like Aroy-D), chop up some tofu and vegetables, sautee the curry paste in some coconut milk until it starts frying then dump in the rest of your coconut milk and tofu/veg and let it all simmer for about ten minutes and dinner is ready.… Continue reading What minimal effort recipes do you make on a regular basis that has become a staple in your household?

Appreciate the comment, and I too have thighs, but that doesn’t help me, unfortunately

Better than not having it I suppose, though I’ve found myself living in poor black neighborhoods most of my adult life, so I’m not so sure.

Brush your teeth, was your various pits and crevices with a soap, use a damn moisturizer on your skin, learn a simple hairstyle.

The systems are untested and an ICBM is by no means an easy target. Your best bet is to take it out right at the peak of its parabola and it doesn’t take a hell of a lot to confuse the targeting of the missile you’ve sent to interrupt it. Fill the air with shiny… Continue reading How is your confidence of the US ability to stop a nuclear ICBM attack in North America?

Overly smiley, laughs at unfunny things, terrible with women, loves guys, extremely trusting of authority

Imo the most important things are: understand who you are producing it for, why you are producing it for them, where they will consume it and what you want them to do as a result of viewing it. Clear answers on all of those points imo leads to good content

I have quit a job with active debt, but only because I wanted to get out of an abusive situation. Honestly, I’d never just quit a job because I didn’t like the work. I’d find a new job first.

Oh hon….most of our Christians aren’t good people…

The best thing I did during my gap year was travel. I traveled to a bunch of different places in Europe and Southeast Asia, and it was an amazing experience. It’s a great opportunity to explore new cultures and learn about different ways of life. I also think it’s a good time to focus on… Continue reading Students who took gap years, what was the best thing you did during that year?

I think it’s great! They make a fun, low-maintenance pet and are really interesting to watch. Shrimps do best in a tank with plenty of plants and hiding spots. You’ll also need to provide a decent aeration system as they like to swim around a lot. I’d recommend keeping at least five or six shrimps… Continue reading What’s your opinion on getting pet shrimps?

My medication creates a pervading sense of wakefulness that can impact the abilities to fall asleep and stay asleep. So if I do manage to fall asleep at a reasonable time, I usually end up waking too early and spoiling the potential rest anyway.

There are a number of signs that can indicate that a driver is bad. Here are some of my most common ones I find: – Straddling lanes – Tailgating – Rapid lane changes – Ignoring traffic signals or signs – Weaving in and out of traffic – Driving too slowly or too quickly for the… Continue reading What are some signs of a bad driver?

One of my best is untranslatable to English. It would lose its sense, but it goes like this. When you meet a German tourist (lots of them in Croatia) and they thank you: “bite”, I say “bite bite ja bi te.” (Croatian “bi te” is English “I would” depends on the context, but here it… Continue reading What was your *Numero Uno* pickup line?

Went over to a party at his house, got in the elevator, hit the button for his floor and the elevator opened up to another door which opened to a penthouse that was way bigger than my house

Can someone draw Putin drowned and floating in a vagina. This will not leave my head now.

America is the country with the biggest chip on their shoulder. America has a long history of feeling like they are the underdogs and needing to prove themselves. This dates back to when America was first formed, as colonists rebelling against England. They has been a strong sense of needing to be independent and stand… Continue reading Which country was the biggest chip on their shoulder?

Always take responsibility for your own credibility, and for the sake of others, by making sure you’re not chatting absolute bullshit

Oh, have I got a list to choose from. But if I had to pick one, I’d say Chainsaw Gutsfuck just based off the sound and lyrics. Singer’s voice doesn’t help, but oh well.

It’s not that I have the chance to share it, but the consequences of sharing it would be more than I could handle.

They are losing their native population. Also, please stop copying the USA fashions and music, don’t lose your heritage!

I just wanted to hang out with my grandfather. I did that too. I took care of him until he died. Now I’m all alone. No dreams, aspirations, or ambition. I feel like my purpose is concluded.

I knew a guy who was arrested for breaking into the penguin exhibit at the zoo and swimming with the penguins. He said they all jumped in the water with him and swam in a circle, playing. Totally worth it. He was in the newspaper and everything.

Depends on the friend. I would start worrying about my best friend after just a few hours, because he texts me constantly and I always know where he is and what he’s doing. Other friends, I may not hear from for days or weeks.

What makes you think such a person would be any more attractive than an identical person who cannot play an instrument? I think of the old guy playing an electronic piano at the ice cream shop for a few bucks to supplement his social security. Yeah, the ladies are all swooning over the old geezer!… Continue reading How a man that can play piano or guitar could be instantly attractive? how does that work?

all that fucking inane banter “how did you sleep?” “Raining? AGAIN?” “Frank, you gotta stop stealing my underwear!” You know, bullshit like that.

Not using turn signal, going below the speed limit, staying in left lane for too long. There are more but these are the main ones

I am Native American, and my tribal name is Pakwamaskwiin Kikinichiki, roughly translated to Drum Keeper; it’s a contextual word that could mean The Keeper of the Heart, or The Spirited. But I don’t believe that horse shit but gets me the Polish chicks on this red bone though. Gang Gang.

It depends! ™ If possession of a firearm on school grounds is a crime in that state, then the fact the student used a firearm on school grounds would be pretty damn good proof of possession. There are DAs who might very well want to prosecute that crime, even in the face of the media… Continue reading If a student who had a gun on them at school killed an active shooter, would the student be arrested?

No visitation. No funeral. Just to go out peacefully, without anyone knowing, and laid to rest next to my wife.

Usually dumb initialisms. I pause, staring at them trying to figure out what they mean, then read the first bit of the story to see if I can figure it out from context. After about two paragraphs I close it again because I generally don’t get into fanfiction like that.

Your mom will probably see you, and so will your boss. And your boyfriend. And basically everyone, ever if you get popular enough to actually make a decent amount of money.

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“Hey, I’m struggling with this. Do you mind lending me a hand?” No guilt tripping, no unfair expectations, etc.

you mean like a live “beamback” of a game on big screen. It was okay, good atmosphere ….. but basically it’s like watching it on tv at a pub/bar …. with more people

I found a Meyers-Briggs test in one of my old high school notebooks from twenty-plus years ago. I made a copy, waited a few weeks so I forgot what the answer sheet looked like, and retook it. Comparing the results: I’m as introverted as I ever was, but everything else changed completely. I was very… Continue reading How accurate do you believe personality tests are and how rigid are they… can people change their personality type?

Replying with just “I don’t care” as an defence during a heated convo. It translates to me “I don’t have capacity to neither understand you and reply with a meaningful sentence”

I genuinely believe that I’m starting to turn bisexual. There’s a guy in my class who enjoy spending time with so much and even now just thinking about him, I’m literally smiling like a dummy lol. He’s amazing

Taste taste taste! Taste every step of the way. Its better to under season because you can always add more later. Clean as you go. A sharp knife is safer than a dull knife.

The Slender Man. Before this pale, faceless ghoul had his own movie and video game series, he haunted the forums of the internet with his finely pressed suit and unnaturally long limbs

Arizona. VERY much a red state, but they like gays. A LOT. They’re trying to learn to be inclusive.

Everyone has a home remedy, but my wife’s, via her sixth grade teacher is the one that’s worked the best for me. Seven quick, shallow sips of cold water from a cup. I generally go over seven, but it works.

None… I dont bang on the first date, regardless of how awesome they are… I physically cant, Ill get sick

Unhealthy amounts of loneliness. Shit spanned years and years, even in my sleep I couldn’t get my mind off of it, then I would curse waking up in the morning to relive it again. Nowadays shit doesn’t bother me. I can read, do my push ups, and get shit done with ease.

Led light strips. They’re harsh on your eyes and ugly. They’ll still probably be used, but recessed or with something to shade it

Though. Three completely unnecessary letters

That one where the guy’s girlfriend or wife died in a car accident and he is saying he has to be good so he goes to heaven and he sees her again. Whenever I mention it, someone reminds me the name of the song, but I will never retain that information.

Lots of people do that “fake drumming” thing to music where they kind of point their fingers down and “Drum” along and I see “socks socks socks socks socks socks” when they do that

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Energy can not be created nor destroyed, we contain energy, and when we die that energy needs to go somewhere… where does it go? BOO!!!

Grapes are better than most squishy fruit candies. Even the worst banana taste better than banana flavoring.

My colleague’s, as they’re the best I could’ve asked for! Although that does not always compensate the bad things… :/

“Hey, are you free?” If they say yes, go from there If they say no, ask “when will you be free to chat?”

I woke up this morning thinking what if my cat was in a Spanish household, how would he respond. I hope thus answers your question lol

I asked him to marry me, he said no, not until we work out the legal issues first, we both have to at risk. definitely worked out for the better.

They are merely one of hundreds of countries, and the majority of outside of America really don’t give two shits about their politics.

The person who knows more about manufacturing than anyone alive and at the same time promises, year after year, full self driving cars and yet to deliver one has an opinion on something on which he hasn’t demonstrated he has a basic understanding of? That Elon Musk.

Covert narcissists. They are harder to spot than their overt counterparts, and can drag you into their circle with their sob story and all the nice things they say about you (initially). And before you know it you’re all tied up in their bullshit.

This question contains words that are known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or reproductive harm.

Sofas, cockroaches, beds, I mean where do we start

Depends on your character I’d say.I recently started my business out of my sheer passion for music, abandoning a stable but boring job in the process, because it was making me sad and depressed to see my life getting away from me day after day, feeling like I was not advacing on my dreams and… Continue reading Financially-stable career vs. Passion-driven career. Which one is more important to pursue?

president desantis is coming will fall into Fascism dictatorship isolationism and become a shithole he abolish public education he will have migrants shot on sight at the border federal ban on abortion he will round up lgbt and burn them desantis = hitler

UK: Any form of queue jumping or even not forming a queue before entering a building. Any crowd waiting for anything, even a bus, will form a strict queue. We also don’t haggle in almost all environments. It goes without saying that if you break one of these taboos, we will angrily complain about you… Continue reading What’s considered showoff in certain countries and normal behavior elsewhere?

My massive collection of OG Yu-Gi-Oh cards, most of which are first editions. That and my collection of old school Mighty Morphin Power Rangers mechandise. Women dig the Dino Megazord.

You wake but cant move and it is dark and your face is pressed into the pillow. You can just about glimpse the room. Now imagine what a lucid dreamlike state would do with those particular shapes,shades and sizes. It would make people and any large distortions would call for hats or crazy hair etc.… Continue reading There’s a Paranormal phenomenon where people that experience sleep paralysis see a man in a black hat. Im absolutely fascinated and want to hear first hand accounts of people that have seen it. Anyone have any stories? SERIOUS)

Imma get hate for this but Minecraft imo. Don’t get me wrong, the game is great, just not as good as people say it is.

driving on the highway drove past a motorcycle accident not long after it happened. rider was still laying in the street dead. evidently some concrete fell from a bridge onto the road and the rider was trying to avoid it and crashed.

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I was on subredditdrama and then, drama and now I’m in discord servers made by long time users and mods from these subreddits. A lot of interesting characters and there’s always some drama going on. There’s some drama that involves Reddit admins that you will get banned for talking about it.

You can’t. Over time, lies will start to accumulate inconsistencies, but for a one off statement, words are easy to make. Especially if you keep them close to the truth.

It depends on the situation. If it’s something like an artist being rude to a fan, I can usually forgive them because I know that not everyone is perfect and people can have bad days. However, if it’s something more serious like sexual assault or racism, I find it much harder to separate the art… Continue reading How do you feel about being able to separate the art from the artist if it turns out they kinda suck as a person?

He took me out to the airport to drive around with windows open, because he said he enjoyed the smell of jet fuel/exhaust. Then back to hangout at his weird parents’ house, where they creeped me out talking about their family hot tub night enjoyment. Could not get home fast enough.

I like to come into work early and have a cup of coffee in my office, looking at the picture of my dad above my desk. Reminds me of meeting him for coffee in between classes.

“all ‘insert demographic’ are trash, present company excluded though!” Had a girl in my friend group in college that would say that to me on a daily basis. She had a chip on her shoulder against men and would always bemoan how they’re trash or no good, but then turn around to say that I’m… Continue reading What’s the most back handed compliment you can think of?

Beware, NPCs might be unfriendly. Really unfriendly.

Some obscure red flags that may help distinguish between good and bad people are whether they are judgmental, hypocritical, or have a history of violence. Other red flags include if the person is easily offended, has a quick temper, or is always talking about themselves.

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louder than an absent father There are numerous risks associated with growing up without a father, many of which can be traced to the lack of a male role model in the home. Children who grow up without fathers are more likely to have behavioral problems, get involved in drug and alcohol abuse, fail in… Continue reading What screams red flag?

As a photographer,some way to protect my intellectual property, photos are often stolen. Someone needs to fix this issue

In my native language polish. A lot of idioms and just common expression are homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic, discriminatory towards Romani people, racist etc. They are so normalised that people don’t notice the literal meaning. When I point it out for example to my mom she gets suuupeer defensive and angry.

Spartan kick him off the porch, jump onto his chest like a kangaroo, summon Cthulhu, kick him in the nuts, then throw a can of Ravioli at them

All of them. People on the internet, and Reddit especially, aren’t here to learn, they’re just here to shout.

When I was in the psych ward, I finally called my family and told them where I was and what I did(attempted sui) I’m very emotional as I hang up the phone and as I’m walking away a girl I had never seen before embraced me in a way that I have never felt. Cried… Continue reading What’s the most wholesome thing you’ve seen?

There can be many reasons why someone might enjoy school. Maybe they like learning new things, or spending time with their friends. Some people find a sense of accomplishment in doing well in school, while others just enjoy the social aspects of it.

I have many happy memories, but one that stands out is the day I graduated from college. It was a very proud moment for me and my family.

Communication, treating each other as equals; sharing responsibilites, having each others best interests at heart, laughter, multiple vacations each year; having similar goals and needs helps too… Never arguing; budgeting time and money, avoiding high interest rated debts

“Bought a shirt recently. Pretty good shirt.”

than they get I think many musicians deserve more credit than they get, but some that come to mind are Hozier, Lorde, and Arcade Fire.

DDI technology is a type of medical imaging that uses magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) to produce images of the body.

There are many popular ghost stories around me, but one that stands out is the story of the Haunted Bridge. According to local legend, the bridge is haunted by the spirit of a woman who died there many years ago. Her ghost is said to haunt the bridge, and she has been known to cause… Continue reading What’s the popular ghost story around you?

Get experts to remove them from all photographs. Wipe out any mention from any documents. Have people familiar with the person sign contracts to never mention them again, or risk paying an exorbitant fee.

Eating too much, exercising too little, and assuming the worst of everyone around me. I was fucking miserable in several ways back then.

I’d buy a house. Granted, I’d still have a mortgage, but with a down payment like that, it would be far cheaper than my rent.

Passenger – Let her go Hits different based on mood

I was praying when I felt unusually warm. It was like a heat was spreading through my body, and I just knew that He answered my prayers and helped me out. I’d like to think that’s how I survived the fire.

Sounds interesting, but just because things sound cool doesn’t make them real, just remember that. If you’re looking for answers to explain the world you won’t find it in demonology. As they say, truth is often more interesting than fiction, there is plenty of interesting stuff out there. That being said, fiction is also cool.… Continue reading What are your thoughts about Demonology?

Try the propitious salute

I do not go to therapy, but I have in the past. I found it helpful to talk to someone about my thoughts and feelings who was unbiased and objective. It helped me to see things from a different perspective and work through some issues I was having.

I’ve had multiple friend groups in my life and it’s never been an entire group that drove me out, always my soured relationship with one person that made me feel like y’know what fuck this I’m out. Proceeds to remove several people and move on with life.

Survival skills, everyone I know thinks it’s too hard to learn, but really it could save your life one day

Just food for thought, obviously no missile defense system is stopping someone from exploding a nuke right on the soil but I wonder whether IBCMs will one day travel too fast to ever be intercepted or if a foolproof interception system would render them obsolete

There is no definitive answer to this question as everyone’s taste in movies differs. However, some popular romance movies include “The Notebook,” “Titanic” and “The Fault in Our Stars.”

Putin knows he’s gonna die soon, and before he goes, he wants to basically restart the Soviet Union to appease some kind of weird debt that he thinks he owes to his former Soviet bosses from way back when he worked for the KGB. And Ukraine understandably doesn’t want anything to do with that shit.

I asked my friend if it was true that friends find their other friends attractive and would sleep with them if they asked/showed interest. I’ve never thought that about my friends ever, and I honestly still don’t believe it’s as common as some people make it seem. But he did say “yeah” and I trust… Continue reading What is the most awkward question you ever had to ask someone?

Same. And forget about the milk aisle. Ain’t happening.

There is no one answer to this question as people have different sources for news and information. Some people may get their news from television, newspapers, or online sources. Others may get their news from word-of-mouth or social media.

There is no right or wrong answer to this question, as it is entirely dependent on the individual’s personal beliefs. Some people might see reincarnation as a good thing, as it could provide them with another chance to live their life in a different way or to fix past mistakes. Others might see it as… Continue reading If reincarnation turned out to be true, would you see that as a good thing or a bad thing and why?

Walking away? Any “non-verbal way to get someone to stop talking to you” is prone to be seen as very rude and could elicit a violent reaction and assuming they are not respecting verbal attempts to get them to stop talking to you I don’t imagine non-verbal would be more effective.

The list is long: parathas, soups, biryanis, maqluba, plantains in coconut, tres leches cake, knafeh and bbq chicken/kebabs etc.

Poop. Dogs can eat poop as a delicious treat, but eating chocolate makes them sick. Humans can eat chocolate as a delicious treat, but eating poop makes us sick.

If possible, I’d never leave my shitty little trailer, so I’d say living in some massive compound with unlimited purchase power would be just fine.

Eating healthy, sleeping well, excersicing, time accounting and using a calendar app.

Yes, women love bald guys. If you’re balding embrace it, shave your head if its irregular pattern and you’re not fully bald. Hit the gym too. Grow a beard if you can. It sucks but its inevitable for some of us.

Snape, Snape. Severus Snape.

There are many things that can attract someone to another person who speaks a different language. Perhaps it is the challenge of communicating with someone who is not a native speaker of your own language. Maybe it is the mystery of hearing a foreign language spoken by someone you are attracted to. It could also… Continue reading People who fell in love with someone who spoke a different language (or just a little of your own), what attracted you to that person?

We were playing Pokemon Showdown at two in the morning. I messed her on Skype and said I had loved her for a long time and it had gotten to the point that I couldn’t live in a world where she didn’t know just how much I loved her. I asked her if she would… Continue reading Hey Reddit folks. Those of you who are in relationship with guy/girl you met online. How did you ask them out for first time?

You have much better resistance against body shots in martial arts. In the end the fat is just another layer of protection. When I have more fat I also tend to be more comfortable in lower temperatures

My teeth are pretty bad. I pretty much need to get them replaced and get jaw surgery to fix them. Unfortunately, my dental insurance does not cover such a procedure, so they will just have to remain messed up.

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“I don’t care about your feelings.” – it stung at the time. But Really that makes me pretty fortunate. I’ve heard some fucked up shit from people that had fucked up parents that was said to them at a younger fragile age.

Honestly, most Apple users couldn’t give a flying fuck about android or what’s going on with them, most of the hate and other nonsense is aimed squarely at Apple users (the hardcore fanboi types deserve it, but they make up a tiny fraction of Apple users).

First you do one, then you do the other. Your brain can adjust. The limitation is that there is a limited amount of time per day, and the more instruments you attempt to master, the less time you spend fully focused on each one.

I think if you are really sad and I set you on fire, you will forget about the sadness pretty quick. Emotional pain lasts longer usually though.

It’s not?

“This is fucking fire” I’m listening to DAMN by Kendrick

This question needs to be reversed. The default is that nobody has any say in anyone else’s life for anything unless it harms someone else. Just like the concept freedom, everyone is free to do whatever they want so long as it doesn’t hinder someone else’s freedom to the same or cause significant disruption to… Continue reading What is one aspect of someone’s life you think no one should have a say in?

I mean, it helps to an extent. As long as you actively want to get over them, it helps. And forcing yourself to be social, even if you normally hate it.

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My homie wanted to kiss me goodnight. I said no that’s gay. It turned out to be our last goodnight. Let this be a reminder that kissing the homies goodnight is never gay. Miss you Antonio

Many frogs have two sets of teeth; they don’t do much chewing with them, though; they mostly hold the bug in place. EDIT: clarified two sets of teeth, not two teeth.

I lacked self-confidence and thought that being introverted, gloomy, and mysterious would be attractive to girls. No regrets at all. Looking back, I dodged numerous bullets, and I’m now three years into a relationship with the perfect lady.

Favorite: piano Least favorite: brass instruments

The best sunrise I ever seen was when I went to rimousky with my family, we were on a farm and There was a beautiful sunrise infront of me.

Metal core, deep/nu house, symphonic rock, chill out and psy/trance.

I see people complain about how media is too violent or degrading to women, and I completely disagree. I think that media can be used to raise awareness about important issues like violence and sexism, and it can also be used to entertain us.

Beatles Deep catalogue and variety. And they’re great.

They’re both bad. In my opinion, I have to say psychosis. Not to get too much into detail, but my Dad was diagnosed with psychosis & attempted to stab my Ma to death before shooting himself in the head. That was all while he had my sibling on the phone.

IDK SOMETIMES I JUST LIKE TO BE SEEN, LEAVE ME ALONE

Hopefully by evolving into post-humans, and then the heat death of the universe

Money, love , and a hobby. I know thats all ill need

I was once walking home from the grocery store late at night when a man approached me and asked for money. I didn’t have any cash on me, so I offered to go to an ATM with him. He got angry and grabbed my arm, but I was able to break free and ran away.

Absolutely flawless, someone that always is good to everyone, helps as many as actually possible, causing no harm to anyone ever even if its at a great expense

The obsession over virtue signaling through pronouns. No, I’m not going to say “theyself”

Those I love around me telling me how much I’m hurting them. Once you realize how much you’re affecting others, you start to realize the sheer scale of what you’re destroying through making these bad decisions.

Wait, isn’t that the typical way it’s done? Do most people expect it to be a whole public display like the proposals I see on tiktok?

There are a number of reasons why people may be against cannibals. Some may object to the practice on moral or ethical grounds, arguing that it is wrong to kill and eat another human being. Others may have practical concerns, such as the fear of contracting diseases from cannibals or the possibility of being eaten… Continue reading Those who are against cannibals. What’s your reason?

There are many good alternatives to YouTube, including Vimeo, Dailymotion, and Metacafe.

I practice mindfulness and was prescribed medicinal cannabis for another issue and that helped immensely. Interestingly enough, my state does not acknowledge cannabis as a treatment for depression, but it has been helpful to me anecdotally.

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Personally, I’ve never met someone named “Ralph” , “Harry” or ”Henry” in real life.

there’s always the saying opposites attract. i think it can apply with differing interests and positive attributes, but ultimately there needs to be some underlying values in common. otherwise the friendship will implode

I went to a Halloween event at a theme park not too far from my home when I was in high school. The problem was that we went too close to halloween, the workers had been jumping out at people for a week or two beforehand, and by the time we got there, it was… Continue reading What’s the worst haunted house attraction you’ve been in?

It implies an external force outside of natural events to have happened. I would argue it’s just coincidence, happenstance based on birth, timing, or hard work.

There is no definitive answer to this question as different people have different opinions. Some people might say that the Florida of the Northeast region is Massachusetts, while others might say that it is Rhode Island.

If you make a child, child don’t wanna listen, childs getting out of hand, don’t you discipline them in some way?

Pray to your leaders to control the weather all you want. They can’t do anything. Generally they are just preying upon your ludicrous beliefs for power and wealth. Oh, and the Vaccine isn’t a Vaccine, never was. Just more preying on the weak for power and wealth.

i didn’t have much of a personal reaction, I was streaming at the time so it was more reacting to how quick and brutal the hate was directed to him. Though I was never really a fan of the guy, I feel kind of bad that he got up the courage to do a face… Continue reading Dear dream fans, what was your reaction after he revealed his face?

your eyes are beautiful! Cuz my eyes are always so swollen and i have dark circles too

It was systemic. I was bullied by a guy who was bullied by someone else, and I bullied the next kid on down the line. It wasn’t a conscious decision, it was just how things WERE back then. I absolutely regret being a link in that chain.

Whether you believe climate change is severe or over stated, I’d like to hope that people are at least in agreement that we should invest into sources of renewable energy given that, by definition, we can’t run out and they hugely safer for the employees in that industry.

at my old job, there was this girl who had a reputation for sleeping around with the bosses, and she was always getting promoted despite not being good at her job. then one day she got pregnant by one of the VPs and shit hit the fan after that

I thought it was a thing, untill all the work kicked in and now I wish everyone woukd just fuck off and let me get it done. It’s the constant interruptions whilst trying to complete a task that is the main issue

With time and effort, you can train yourself to move your thoughts elsewhere. Deliberately moving your attention to something in the present can help break your train of thought, and can help break the sort of obsessive cycle humans can get into. Also, thoughts of past failure can be trigger by things that upset you… Continue reading What advice would you give to someone who struggles to move on with things that didn’t work out, and stop overthinking about it?

Stop and asses the situation before doing something rash. Why did she do it? Is this a fling, a romance? Is it something I did or neglect her? After that I’ll react accordingly.

Broadly speaking, I don’t see an outpouring of support for Pakistan from anyone I know. America tends to support countries it can get something from, oil most notably… Pakistan isn’t on that list.

Wash hair, condition hair, wash body, rinse hair and body.

Personally, I don’t really care to celebrate mine because I don’t see it as a big deal. I’ll celebrate it if other people do, but otherwise I probably wouldn’t do anything special.

Bowel movement, shower, meds, breakfast

I think that social media has poisoned our society in general. Do I think that social media is fun and can be a really cool tool? Absolutely but I think that social media has replaced many things in our lives that it should never have. We’re basically slaves to our phones and these fucking data… Continue reading Do you think social media has had a negative on gen z, why or why not?

In uk it was always chips, beans, eggs, with a few slices of bread. Not the most nutritionally hyped meal but what the lower class ate.

Anything homophobic No , I’m not gay,but it makes me think they lack empathy

There isn’t one specific greatest day of my life, but there are a few days that stand out as being really great. Some of these include the day I graduated from college, the day I got married, and the birthdays of my children.

Chocolate, because I started my obsession with Nutella fresh out of the womb. Although, my mother tells me it sounded like I was saying “cock-shit”.

Sort of depends on how bored I am. Generally speaking, probably not likely. AI cannot even correctly predict my interests on things like Facebook. A quick conversation with me by an actual person would likely find more of my interests than AI. I don’t see a movie made by AI being particularly more successful at… Continue reading How likely are you to watch a horror movie that was made by an AI?

“Don’t buy a fishing charter [business] in Mexico.” I mean, it’s probably good advice, but I was poor & unemployed, & had never even so much as dreamt of doing such a thing.

Well there was this one time that I was walking past a park at night with some of my friends. We started hearing these weird metallic noises, and we shine a light over into the park to see what’s going on. There are these two dudes swordfighting; and I don’t mean fencing, these guys had… Continue reading what’s the weirdest thing you ever seen people doing?

It’s not nice at all. It’s thin and shitty and I don’t care enough to get it cut.

He stuck his nose up my brothers ass and took a deep sniff. Yes that’s a normal dog thing, but he had to be extra dramatic about it 😂

There are so many first names that have been ruined for me because of specific people. The most recent one is the name “Hayden”. I used to love that name, but now every time I hear it, I think of the douchebag who ruined it for me. He was my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me… Continue reading What first name has been ruined for you forever because of a specific person and why?

There isn’t really one specific experience that stands out as the scariest, but rather a general feeling of unease or danger that I sometimes get when walking around certain city neighborhoods late at night. It’s hard to explain, but there’s just something about the atmosphere of some city streets that can be quite unnerving.

i’m so basic because i ain’t a damn writer and i suck at pouring emotions out on paper, i just be like Happy birthday “name” I love you so much ❤️❤️❤️ and then i’ll probably draw some shit to cheat like a genius

Loud, egotistical, overly patriotic in a really cringe way, I’m aware that’s not all of them and these are just stereotypes before anyone jumps on me for this, but it fits so many and so that’s what comes to mind.

I don’t think I ever felt that I had my shit together. I struggle with this on a daily basis and is a large contributor to my suicide ideations and attempts. So much internalized pressure as well as outside pressure to live a life that “measures” to something. What’s crazy is animals live and breathe… Continue reading How often do you feel you have your shit together in life?

Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco. There were a few others technically before that, like Matchbox Twenty, but FOB and Panic were the first ones I really resonated with.

Not really an event event, but a period of time. Wiscasset, Maine during it’s heyday as a port.

Money with cymbals? Well for me it’s, covid still exist amongst other illnesses, my skin looks horrible today so a ask us easier and I can do what I want lol

I can give a good example. I had (who I thought was) a good friend. When trump was elected she made this long, dramatic post about how she was literally afraid to go outside because she thought there would be government death squads rounding up “queer people”. Keep in mind she had, in the time… Continue reading What’s a sign someone watches too much news?

Probably wouldn’t apply to be honest. If I couldn’t see myself having a friend-like relationship with someone, I probably wouldn’t find them attractive. Although circumstantially if I WAS dating someone and did not have a friendship with them before and we split up in a someone unamicable way, I would not necessarily try salvage a… Continue reading What is a type of person you would date but not be friends with?

My wife wakes up before me. She brushes her teeth and goes to her desk. I wake up later, brush my teeth, and give her a morning kiss. No bad breath problems.

It’s kind of a two-way street. There’s plenty of sites that don’t let Americans on. Part of it is due to locational rights to various media or legal precedents that must be considered. Using a VPN can circumvent these by convincing the site you’re visiting from a different locale.

It basically is. Smart people view it like an MMO and steadily seek to improve whatever stats they can.

Older woman are allowed to say all sorts of messed up shit and people excuse them by saying “She’s just an old woman, she’s from a different time.”

I love frozen Snickers bars. The ice cream ones are good too but I like an original Snickers after its been in the freezer for a couple hours. Can’t recall how I figured it out but I’ve been doing it for years. I also love to warm up a cherry Starburst and a Lemon one… Continue reading What candy tastes better altered? Frozen or Heated up? How did you discover this secret?

It depends. A zoo where I live has animals that can’t be returned to the wild, like animals with limited mobility or ones born captive. They seem to put a lot of time and research into making the animal’s lives as good as they can. I think that’s an excellent effort. It gets people involved… Continue reading Opinion about zoos and seaworld, why do you feel that way?

Ha! Came here to say that!

I find that if you go to the comments on a post, many of the answers aren’t helpful or related. I’m convinced people aren’t actually reading what they’re commenting on

r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions.

r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions.

Substitute teacher: A high schooler was once upset I was making him do his work, so he told me I looked like a clown, in an outfit I had just gotten the confidence to wear. Under my breath I said that I sorry his parents had’t loved him enough to take him to an actual… Continue reading What’s something that could have gotten you fired if the right person found out?

I choose Hell Awaits by SLAYER No other songs are needed.

in the story In J.D. Salinger’s The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield is a teenager from New York City who is kicked out of his prep school and becomes a wanderer in America. I think Holden deserved better than to be sent away from his home and family, and to have to fend for… Continue reading What is a fictional character that deserved better then what happened to them or what they got?

Reading, reflection, and exercise.

Depends who. My friend? Laugh. My girlfriend I just had sex with? Feel self-conscious.

This made me laugh a little, it is that bad 😄 ramen noodles, lettuce and carrots, raisins, sometimes a bean and rice burrito with hot sauce, or a McDonald’s normal hamburger, a potato, or a grapefruit. Nom nom nom

I realized most people are somewhat self absorbed, they don’t really give a shit about you one way or the other, some other idiot will have made a more spectacular fool of themselves on social media and they will forget about whatever embarrassing thing you said or did by tomorrow. Just live your life doing… Continue reading How did you build up your confidence?

nintendo switch they allowed games that steam rejected

“My people are now buying your blue jeans and listening to your pop music”- CIV V US

Do not push myself too hard: life is already hard, i can only be gentle. And, that’s where come the gentlemen.

Having red hair isn’t a race. So calling someone something derogatory due to hair color, isn’t racism. By definition. To answer your implied question, insults or stereotypes about hair or other traits can be bad and rude and prejudiced, without being the same as racism. There’s a difference between schoolyard insults and systemic oppression enforced… Continue reading How is it acceptable in society to call people with red hair ginger, rojo, or wedo? But when it comes to other Ethnicities it’s considered racism?

Feeling like people want me around. I know it’s all in my head, but that doesn’t change the basic desire, and I won’t beg for people to make an effort to include me.

There is no one definitive answer to this question. Some possible measures that could be taken include ensuring that Ukrainian and Russian forces are clearly marked and easily distinguishable from each other, having strict communication protocols in place to avoid confusion, and having a clear chain of command so that orders are not misinterpreted.

They’ve got extremist. Just like other religions do. They’re about peace. Just like other religions. They have devotees. Just like other religions. I don’t follow any of it.

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This is super low tech but still useful, I carry a clipper lighter with a case that functions as a multitool. It has a poker, a knife, and scissors and its just a fat lighter

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either memorizing a bunch of random words and obscure facts, reading the critique of pure reason as a meme, or writing some shit instead i’m just shitposting while watching things in the background

The countryside is beautiful, same with the peoples and the culture. But, the major cities are overpopulated and dirty in large parts. That and people sitting on top of moving vehicles when they really shouldn’t be.

SF. While there’s some fun stuff in the LA area, you’ll spend hours just getting from one to the next. But, if there’s a particular landmark that you want to see (GG Bridge, La Brea tar pits, Exploratorium, etc) then go there.

Yep. Well, maybe not hate anymore, but they are no longer in my life. They were abusive and exploitative people who raised their kids as an insurance policy for their retirement.

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Anytime I find myself thinking, “Sure, she’s got nice tits and all, but can we stop the fucking and get back to the story?”

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I didn’t leave, instantly, but I did check out of it mentally. It was when we ran into a very difficult time and I called him on the phone, crying so hard I could barely breathe, and he laughed. I don’t think I’ll ever forget that laugh.

…Jesus Christ. Ngl, I’d be throwing hands. No question.

Channel my inner Kevin, go up there and demand something be done. Because ain’t no one bullying my child but me 👺☝️

Daniel Di Angelo, DXVN, The Weeknd, Doja Cat, Nicki Minaj, Frank Sinatra, and a few others.

Hostess cupcakes cereal Hopes as high as ever with the twinkie cereal now released

Do you mean “cryptocurrency”? If so, you should say this. There is no reason for entire fields to be hijacked by marketing. The only reason “cryptocurrency” is even known is because of the worst of marketing tactics. Don’t let the important and vital field of cryptography be forgotten because of these speculators, shills, and frauds.… Continue reading To the people who lost money in crypto, how much did you lose ? What coin and price did you pay and what price did you sell ?

Talks shit about strong people, than runs away 🇹🇷😎👍🏼

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Huh…I’m not sure I would have said like something sweet but like salted Carmel is pretty good. Seems like it would depend on the amount of salt added. Isn’t really a food but salt water tastes gross.

Pink Lady’s, super sweet and delicious! Apparently it’s a hybrid between Lady Williams and Golden Delicious apples.Which makes sense to me as prior to discovering Pink Lady’s, Golden Delicious were my favourite. 😋

Pick all the things you like, and imagine someone asking “what is the appeal?”. The answers are generally the same: they like it, it is relaxing, it is funny or engaging, etc, based on their own background, daily life, interests, and habits.

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if you mean for a few days or a week, that’s not going to be in your record at all. if you had to transfer to another school, they probably wouldn’t even think anything weird of it. now, if you had to just drop out for a semester and it seriously affected your grades, that’d… Continue reading How does a suspension affect getting into college? Does it show up on an application?

My CPU is a neural-net processor, a learning computer. The more contact that I have with this rodeo, the more that I learn about it. It’s how I know that I have fake benefactors. It’s how I knew about the Spoiled Brat’s machinations. I will never cut my hair no matter what. If people don’t… Continue reading Do you consider yourself as intelligent? Why?

Keanu Reeves, I know we love him but his acting sucks especially in that movie Knock Knock it made me question how he’s made it so far. He still makes great movies and seems like a cool dude.

the spooks ofc, the only time of year everything scary is accepted and no one bats an eye and just goes with the flow. spiritually, it allows spirits to wander the living world without being looked at twice.. you wouldn’t think they were from the other realm since everyone dresses up as something. lol there… Continue reading What do you like most about Spooky season?

Go to any hotel booking site, search Amarillo texas, put in the dates, and sort price low-high… Reddit can’t answer this for you as hotel prices are constantly fluctuating.

Avoid people

Bag of doritos

You don’t feel supported, disrespect, controlling, and disrespected

I’m glad they switched Videl to a domestic housewife instead of the spitfire she was when Gohan met her. Or Banjo Kazooie nuts and bolts is a great sequel to Banjo Tooie

Suppose you are part of a team, a football team for example, but they do not collaborate as you expected them to do. What are the signs?

It has helped my confidence, which I didn’t have a lot of when I was younger. But wouldn’t go so far to say it’s anything life-changing. I’d have much preferred to have had confidence from the start and not be good-looking at all.

Burrito with cheese, jasmine rice, pork, lettuce, and sour cream.

Yes basic knowledge is something everyone should know so they don’t start making theories that have already been busted.

The most recent one I went to was yesterday, a town nearby had an “Oktoberfest” and all it was was sweaty rednecks yelling at each other and getting drunk while people drag their kids along to eat overpriced mid food while trying to sell crafts.

I mean. I’m tempted to say I already do have that ability

It depends on a person and on a situation. For me it is obviously sex, kissing, touching, flirting. There is also emotional cheating if you spend too much time with a different person and they become more important for you than your actual partner.

it’s very visual-oriented for me. and TMI but it’s mostly when i’m horny. (daydreaming about where it happens, how it happens, what i’m wearing etc.) the dialogue aspect and how i get there isn’t all that important to me

Video games, coloring, puzzles, hiking & reading are a few of my faves.

I love when they come make biscuits on my chest. 🤭🐾

one time online completely coincidentally i met someone around the same age as me that shared my birth name, birthday, gender, and lived extremely close to me (like, neighbouring city). never met them irl and they deleted their account

Must be decent looking, takes care of himself, has a job, is close to my age and is domesticated

Myself: the power to give anyone a superpower. The person closest to me… probably to see themselves the way everyone else sees them and not how they see themselves Or invisibility.. then nobody could see her

Nobody ever remembers it but Eternal Champions on the genesis! Please reply if you remember it, nobody I’ve talked to about it has omg

A youngish kid saying “I’ll shower if I win this game, Mom” High risk negotiation skills.

Playing Who Wants to be a Millionaire board game. My grandma farted randomly and told me never to tell anyone. Edit: she ded so it’s cool now

Yeah, they’re cheaper and exactly the same as organic, sometimes better They’re also covered in less pesticides.

Ask them if they have ever committed tax fraud. If they say yes, ask why. If they say no, ask why not.

Russia, I’ve always wanted to do the trans siberian railway from China, through Mongolia, through Siberian Russia, to the big cities of Russia. But yeah, because of the warnings for Americans, I wouldn’t wanna risk it.

Not really a “product”, but a service. I want something that’s like prostitution, but for kissing instead of sex. Some people prefer makeout sessions over hardcore fucking.

Hah, that’s not how it works with me. With me it’s more of a Soviet-style system. A booming, faceless voice appears on the loudspeaker and impersonally announces: “Poop is arriving. Stand by for poop.”

Well if it’s turned off hitting random keys does nothing, so of course you would hit the power button.

Stephen Hawking, Galileo, and Albert Einstein, some of histories greatest men were born and died on the same day

California, New York, Texas, or Hawaii