What is your most embarassing story?

I will start. I was getting it on with a guy and i was holding in a big fart, we keep going and i cant hold it in anymore so i quietly try to let it out without him noticing. Nope loud. He stops for a second and i said omg that was a massive queef and he believed it and seemed almost proud he made me queef really loud… lucky it didnt smell 😅