Who is your favorite smartass or antihero in history?

Despite my username? Diogenes of Sinope. When Alexander the Great, the most powerful man on the planet, asked if he could give Diogenes anything, he replied “yes, for you to get the fuck out of my sunlight”

Alexander went away concluding “gottdamn, mans got no chill. If I weren’t me, I’d be that motherfucker.”