Women beware!

women-beware!

You don’t want a male with a high body count (more than zero). Think about it! For starters, every time a man is with a new woman he gives away some of his precious manly essence. He leaves DNA behind in every partner. By the time he gets to you he will have hardly any left to make babies, and it will be of low quality. Avoid any man who’s already given out his DNA sequence.

Not to mention his penis gets progressively smaller with each partner. All that back and forth rubbing during intercourse creates friction, which causes erosion. Have you ever seen a lathe operate? That’s what penises are like. With repeated use they get worn down to a nub like a baby carrot.

Don’t blame me it’s just science/evolutionary biology.