What’s the dumbest reason you fought with your SO?

The question was, if they were murdered, would I look for their head?

I said no.

I argued (unsuccessfully) that:

a) When you’re dead, you don’t really care about the location of your various pieces parts.

b) This would be tremendous waste of time and resources. A human head could be literally anywhere on Earth and searching for it would be a fool’s errand. This would waste fuel, harm the environment and ultimately be harmful in terms of my mental health.