My paradox around men is equal parts:

my-paradox-around-men-is-equal-parts:

I don’t want a man, it’s genuinely so peaceful and calm without all that- just like ech. Ah, just breathe and feel the serenity.

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Did someone mention men, why, is there one here now? (Pulls out compact to check face) Where is he? Is he single? Stable? Funny? 🍆?