Oh, I feel for you. It’s a very difficult thing at first, but you’ll get the hang of it. Trust me, it took me a while too but once I started to really do it right I really began to enjoy it and it became a part of my life that helped liberate me and make me feel better about myself not just physically but emotionally as well. It takes a little bit of effort you’re going to have to get online and search in your local area or not just your city but the surrounding cities and maybe the surrounding states some establishments that serve alcohol they actually have an area for dancing and if you go to one of these establishments that is more oriented toward country Western music you’ll find that some of them have what is called a bull riding simulator. I’m not sure the actual technical name but it’s a large machine where you get on top of it and ride it like a bull, it moves around and tries to shake you off and your job is to stay on it and not fall off. Well the second thing you need to do is buy some very very tight pants. After you’ve bought the tight pants and you found this country western establishment you need to find a toy store that’s for children obviously but they don’t have Toys r Us anymore so it’s kind of difficult to find a toy store these days LOL but if you can or search a place like Walmart or Target they have these things called boom tubes they’re long plastic tubes that are brightly colored and if you whack them against something they kind of make this wooing sound. I don’t know how to describe it but when you’re there you may want to pick up a cowboy hat like a novelty cowboy hat something that’s made out of foam and larger than a real cowboy hat just pink and foam and large. So once you have your hat and your boom tube and you know the location of the country western establishment that has the bull riding machine then you need to plan out a trip if it’s more than a day away you might want to get reservations at a motel or a hotel so that you can rest up, and then on the day of the big thing, go to the country western establishment and just sign up they usually have a waiting list to ride the bull riding machine but it’s usually just a guy with a pad of paper so you give them your name and when it’s your turn they call you out and you can get on the bull riding machine. I will I always wear my foam hat and you have your boom tube in one hand and once you’re on there they’ll ask if you’re ready and you say yes and that’s it just go for it masturbate away. Stay hydrated.
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