You’re put inside a horror film, what’s the first thing you would do?

Is it a horror film before Jordan Peele hit the scene or after? Because the survival rate of black men in horror films has gone up considerably since then. I might not even have to do a lot.

I might try my luck and have sex instead of worry about the killer. Chances are I’m in a Wayans Brothers “””””horror””””” film. Killer shows up, I stand up naked and shriek in falsetto, killer looks down and does exactly the same thing. It’s simple!