Me. Nobody will ever achieve a life of long hair and solitude in Malaysia besides me. There is nobody else worth emulating. I sure as hell don’t want to become the next Captain America. He fears his wife, which is why he bends over for her in compromise while crying “happy wife, happy life.” I am actually man enough to place MY needs ahead of the needs of everyone else and never apologize for it. I will discard anybody that gets in my way.