What’s the stupidest thing anyone has ever gotten mad at you about?

My wife once left for three days because she was mad that I offered a guest in our home a piece of cake.

No, really, that was the summary of the story. Well, she claimed that our guest wanted to have sex with me but even if that were true, I wasn’t going to have sex with her. In either case, I gave my wife no reason to think I was the least bit interested in our guest. She made a whole big scene of stomping off in front of our guest and slamming the door and everything. Then she expected me to apologize for some reason. I said no and stood my ground.