What’s the silliest thing you got kicked out of an establishment for?

Walking into a Hollister with a group of friends and saying “The smell in here is oppressive”

This bitch singled out me and the friend I said it too and goes “Get out. Get the fuck out of my store, you’re not welcome here”

She wasn’t even the manager so after mounting a small argument we decided to leave. As all of our friends looked around inside we stood outside flipping her off and telling potential customers how horrible the store was