At some point in the first week of the year, everybody in gym got a tour of both locker rooms as a class. Something about proving neither was better than the other. In the bathroom of the girls’ locker room, someone had soaked a tampon in water and slung it up at the ceiling so hard that it splattered, stuck, and dried up there. Wouldn’t be surprised if the thing is still attached to this day. Opened my little virgin eyes up to exactly how “sexy” women can be.