What’s the most memorable thing you’ve seen in a public restroom?

The look on a pair of skateboarders’ faces when they came into a public toilet to harass me and I just smiled, pulled the pin on a dummy hand grenade with spring intact, and dropped the thing. Fliiing went the handle and they stared at me for a second before deciding I was actually that crazy.

They ran screaming all the way to a Subway restaurant down the street, I put the prop back together and sold the rest of my weed before leaving the park. Cops were looking for me for a couple days, I just switched parks.