Years ago I was interviewing for a job, and one of the people interviewing me was this girl I had hooked up with a few years earlier. Funny thing was that at this point, she was married, and her new last name was the same (very uncommon) last name as mine. The guy she married was also the ex-boyfriend of a girl I had previously dated. So somewhere out there is a guy who I’ve never met, who I’m not related to (AFAIK), but we have the same uncommon last name and we are double eskimo brothers