What’s something that Reddittors pretend is normal but doesn’t actually happen in real life?

If i heard someone talk about sex in the weird, baby talk way redditors do I’d be calling the police.

That’s a joke but its weird as fuck, like they’re actually terrified of it but desperately trying to sound casual

Stewart Lee said of Russell Brand “the way Russell Brand makes up cutesy, diminutive, mr men names for his own penis makes his sound like a child molester whos trying to convince himself, to allow himself, to molest himself