What’s something so good that you can’t believe it’s that good?

This limited edition, autographed Brandi Love injection-molded FleshLight^TM. It has built-in oscillating gel beads, Rumble Pack III, integrated vibration, and a quick-release chute for easy-access cleaning. It also has an ergonomic grip designed by Herman Miller, and a JBL speaker with bluetooth, where I can stream audio directly to it.