What’s a secret you won’t say to anyone in person but are willing to share here?

I’ll go first, mine is very embarrassing and I’ve never told anyone to this day. I was at a party a few years ago, was drunk off my face and was dancing with my mates. I’d clearly ate something bad and was desperate for a shit. And later I went to the toilet and realised I’d already gone, I panicked still drunk not knowing what to do and went commando for the rest of the night, ended up throwing up later and passing out – tip never hold in a shit whilst drunk 😂😂