What you think is the craziest story in the Bible?

Elijah and Elisha. Jah literally gets pulled up into the sky by glowing, flaming creatures, usually translated as horses, and his clothes fall off. Sha goes “Whoa these edibles are really kickin’ in,” and then takes Jah’s clothes, so he can get his power (drug stash). And then in the morning Sha just wanders off into the desert, as you do.