A lot of people will probably miss the top by the time this goes up. I’ll just copy and paste some of the top posts from today:
“I’m doing a final sweep of the house for explosives before my family joins me.”
“I’m going to go check the power box outside.”
“I’m getting ready to grab my shotgun, I’ll be back shortly.”
“I’m going to get some water and then check on my house.”
“I’m going to go get my daughter from school, I’ll be back shortly.”
“I’m going to go get some snacks, I’ll be back shortly.”
“My wife and I are going to go get a hotel room for the night.”
“I’m going to go check on my house, I’ll be back shortly.”
“I’m going to go check on my daughter, I’ll be back shortly.”