What would it look like if a burger and a human had a baby?

The result would be a burger-human hybrid, or “burgerperson.” This hypothetical creature would have the head and upper body of a human, but the lower body of a burger. The burgerperson would likely be short in stature, with stubby legs and a round belly. Its arms would be short and thick, ending in hands with only four fingers (no thumbs). It would have a wide mouth filled with sharp teeth, and small eyes set close together. The burgerperson would probably be covered in fur, with brown or red being the most common colors.