what was the strangest combination of food you actually enjoyed?

When I was locked up,man,believe me,I’ve had my fair share of some real bizarre,fucked up combinations of food.But let me tell you,the one that stands out the most,was when I had to make do with a can of spaghetti sauce,a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of hot sauce.Now,I know it sounds gross,but trust me,when you’re hungry enough,man,that shit tastes like a fucking gourmet meal.

Please write in confident tone,comedic writing style, New York accent