What is your funniest Thanksgiving story?

I received an invitation to Thanksgiving dinner at my future in-laws a few days before my wife and I got married. I stepped forward to offer to bring a Caesar salad because we all brought something. When I phoned a restaurant, they gave me the actual recipe. It asked for five garlic cloves, but at the time I didn’t understand the distinction between a single clove and the complete head. I’ll never forget the expression on the face of my future father-in-law when he attempted to eat the “thing” I made. That’s tart, wow!” He said.