You ever hear the tragedy, of earth Wankis the wise?
I thought not, it’s not a story the simps would tell you…
Darth Wankis was a Dark Lord of the Horny, so powerful and so wise he could use his horny to influence his imagination to create porn… He had such a knowledge of the horny that he could even keep the ones he cared about from entering his mind. The horny is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was watching porn, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice jacked him off in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from porn, but not himself.