My homie. He told me he has a fetish for…
*takes a deep breath*
WANTING A WOMAN TO KILL HIM DURING SEX!
He confessed this when all my homies were hanging out and drinking. All of us just glared at him till I chimed in, “Bro, were you a fucking praying mantis in your past life?” And a bunch of us started laughing.
Sadly, he was not joking. I worry about him.