I used to for fun just read the everything else category on Ebay. Magical metaphysical grandma was a witch and this is her powerful big toenail you know?
I’m selling it because it’s simply too much power for me. But perhaps you are a wizard of substance Harry Potter. For a small sum you could use the power of the toenail to make the world better and that’s what I really want to happen, grandma witches powerful big toenail does not belong with me. It belongs to some buyer out there, wherever and whoever could you be. Please, I implore you, the spirits implore you also, what’s a hundred bucks compared to this eh?
If I was a billionaire I would be buying the most well written bunk.