What is the dumbest thing someone ever said to you?

When I was an atheist (I’m currently a dystheist) I was told by many people that I worship Satan. No motherfucker, according to you, Satan only exists if God exists. How can I worship some Satan if I don’t believe in your God?

Anyway, now I believe there’s only one supernatural being, and that he’s truly evil. (And no, I don’t believe there’s a misunderstood Satan who’s the good guy.)