What is the best thing about being an adult?

Really depends on the person.

I cooked an apparently-really-good meal for my family of four and got compliments. That’s adulting.

I called one of my kids out on their unresearched bullshit. That’s also adulting.

I gently and without warning grabbed my wife’s boob earlier, and she grinned as she swatted my hand away. That’s also adulti…


…she’s looking at me from the bedroom door.

BRB (maybe).

Got some other adulting to do.