Get a piercing.
Got one because I had a mild phobia of them, and my girlfriend’s mom offered to pay for it (because she thought it would be funny)
Anyways, it hurt, I had it for a few years, it got caught on many things and I disliked it the whole time.
I feel kinda bad about it because my girlfriend (now fiancee) thought it was hot, but damn thing made me MORE sketched out about the idea of piercings.