What is a funny SFW Christmas Tinder bio you have seen or can come up with?

I don’t think it’s funny, but I matched with a gal a few years ago who just needed a date for Christmas dinner with her family. She ended up being a terrible person (she only wanted a date to show up her sister, who had just gotten engaged and would be receiving additional attention, I guess.) so halfway through the date I initiated a breakup fight.