What gets you irrationally defensive?

People asking when I’m going to have a kid.

1. No fucking clue. When you see a kid, I had one.

2. Me and/or my wife likely can’t or so it would seem.

3. We can’t afford to give one the life it deserves so no, we aren’t trying.

4. I would love a child. Boy, girl, I don’t care. I would love one and hate being reminded of not having one/not being able to afford one/potentially not being able to have one.

See? I’m already getting defensive.