What first message on a dating app made you wonder why they thought that it would ever work?

One time a man in Hinge told me that he would never live me as much as he would love my dog. Like…. okay??? I can’t tell if it is a joke

And recently I downloaded Christian mingle with some regret .. Like first thing a dude tells me is that he wants a fully obedient woman who doesn’t haven’t any covid vaccines. (They aren’t all that weird on there but like…. wtf)