What do you think vegans do when inviting meat eaters to dinner?

They usually prepare their usual vegan food.

Which amuses me greatly, as if I invited vegans to dinner, they’d expect me to prepare special vegan food just for them – which, of course, I’d happily do, and some of the more overzealous types would even expect me to prepare special vegan food just for myself so they can be spared the psychological torment of seeing someone else enjoying a nice steak.