What colour is your hair, do the carpets match the drapes?

Ok so get this, I’m a natural redhead. Like, red eyelashes etc.

Then I hit puberty and my scalp hair went a darker, Auburn-brown shade.

Except all the other hairs on my body kept ginge tinge.

Except, except, as an adult I dye my hair back so my ginge tinge matches my ginge minge.