Weed smokers, what is the bizarrest high story you have?

I’ve been smoking for a very long time and I’m sorry to say that I’ve never had a bizarre high story, the best I have is watching Spice World three times in a row and having to stop halfway thru because my sides hurt from laughing so much.

Oh and one time I was really high at a gaming tournament and forgot how to count halfway thru a game. But the dude who I was playing against was also super high so we sat there laughing trying to remember wtf we were doing. Ironically I placed pretty high (lol) and won money that day.