We all know dad jokes, but how would a mom joke be?

What’s the quickest way to spread a rumor? The internet, telephone, and telling your mom.

“I’m going on a diet I need to lose wait, son.” “Yeah, you could lose a pound or ten, mom.” “Now I understand why mama animals tend to eat their young.”

“My daughter asked me what it’s like having the best daughter in the world and I just laughed and told her to ask her grandmother.”

You wanna know what a mom joke is, OP? Go look in the mirror.