Redditors who have been high, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen or done while being high?

Mushrooms sent me to another dimension, I saw weird distortions of the world around me, and everything looked like ancient Egyptian/extraterrestrial hieroglyphs, and then I convinced myself that it was a bad batch and that alien parasites from another planet had infected my brain, were modifying my genetic structure to do their bidding. You’ll have WEIRD thoughts on those.