yo mamma so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Chicago, NewYork…
yo mama so fat, she rolled over on a quarter, and squeezed a bugger out of George Washington’s nose
yo mama so stank, she gave me VD through the phone
yo mama so fat, her ass affects the tides
yo mamma so slutty I had to park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in