Problematic boys only exist on my phone(because I say so)

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I decided this worldview will stress me out the least. The most outspoken & problematic boys only exist on my phone, so like, I decided they don’t actually exist as real people. When i come across them in person, im gonna assume they’re just a test created by god & that they vanish whenever I’m not percieving them. Because i NEVER see the same guy more than once. So that HAS to be what’s happening anyway, right? Object permanence applies to everything except for Willful Ignorance Boys & Weaponized Incompetence Boys.

Just to disclose, I’m not actually delusional about this. The truth is that, even when i go out of my way to interact with these boys, i NEVER interact with them ever again after that. Each one is a temporary, fleeting presence. They only exist when i give them the emotional energy of being mad at them. If i didnt do that, id forget them in a few seconds instead of a few minutes. You know?

Soooo yeah. All the little annoying guys i come across only exist as temporary digital data on my phone. Not real people. Not my problem.