Non writers of reddit, what do you think is the best one-paragraph story you can post right now?

I never wanted to be like this, like her. As I look in the mirror, her eyes stare back at me. I am no longer myself. I let her take over. Loud knocks draw me back into the present, “Are you in there?” I manage to shout, “coming!” It doesn’t sound like me, but no one notices. I quickly splash water on my face and walk back out where they all are waiting. Soon they will see who she is.