Mechanics of Reddit, what car/truck/suv should you never buy?

I’m what you call the backwoods mechanic, no formal certification or training, but can do just about any job you throw my way, the Jack-of-all-trades type, I’m a plumber, PC repairman, electrician, and mechanic just from learning as I go. Anyway, you definitely should not buy any Chevy, stg worst cars I’ve ever encountered.