Kleptomaniacs of Reddit, what do you steal and from where, and how have you gotten caught?

When I get drunk I still trinkets and knick-knacks. Low value items of vague importance. Stuff that has a use but won’t be too much of a loss to the owner. I’ve stolen a hammer, table place markers at restaurants, traffic cones etc

It’s more mischief than anything. That’s the goal, apparently