Jokers, what will be your last joke?

I use Bluetooth communication at my work and I always tell people, “hey, one more thing to do before we go home is we have to —-“ and I’ll turn off my device before finishing the sentence. Usually makes folks laugh the first two or three times. So, naturally I’ll do the same before I die, “before I take my last breathe, I just wanted to tell you that —-“