If your five-year-old self suddenly found itself in your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

Sneak to the candy bowl,drop most of it on the floor, and sneak away from it. Face turn red as blood and burst out crying if a woman spanked my ass or kissed me real gross as I tried to sneak by her with a pocket full of candy. SPRINT AWAY when she started sounding angry about all that candy on the floor.

Not really all the different than Al Bundy’s life. Peg just upsets him in every possible way.