If you have the opportunity to cheat, what makes you not? Or if you did/do, why?

Nah. I’d call my wife and negotiate until I either no longer wanted to or it was no longer cheating.

“Hey, babe, I have an amazingly hot person here ready to suck my dick. I feel like it would be dumb to pass this up. What do we have to do to make this cool?”

“Send me a picture.”

“K.”

“Damn.”

“Right?”

“Have fun. I get a pass whenever.”

“Love you.”

“Love you too. Tacos tonight?”

“Sure.”