If you got a job making fortune cookies, what would the first one say?

There’s this lady who kept calling my phone at stupid o’clock. The first time I was polite, the second time I asked her to please fix her phone listing and she was super rude.

I blocked her, but I still have her number.

As my stab at r/pettyrevenge, I’d include her full phone number in the first one. And the second. And the third and the fourth and the….

Yeah.