Old joke.
Raj believes in reincarnation, and Clem believes in Heaven. They have argued the point for years, and agree that whoever dies first will send a message from the other side. Raj dies first, and a few weeks later Clem has a dream that he gets a phone call from Raj.
“It’s wonderful here. I get up in the morning and watch the sun come up over the mountains. It’s all green grass and clear skies. I have breakfast, and then I make love. I take a little nap, eat lunch, make love all afternoon, have dinner, make love, and go to sleep.”
Clem says “So, you’re ih Heaven?”
“No, I’m a stud bull on a ranch in Montana.”