If you bought twitter what would you rename it?

Flutter. Everyone would make, “Fluts.” It sounds dirty but it’s not. People would love it and my staff would love me. It’s Pizza Friday and I wouldn’t be kidding. Thin crust, burn it NY pizza. Whippets, too. Just get loopy on nitrous and laugh off some stress. My Flutterverse would be brimming with well-paid, happy people who would fight you for their jobs.