If you are at the mall and suddenly need to take a big sweaty dump, what would you do with the expensive Starbucks frappe that you just purchased?

Wouldn’t ever buy an expensive Starbucks frappe, so I guess I’d just ask to leave my normal coffee at the store I bought it at, or at the store that I was shopping in, go have my big sweaty dump, come back, and thank the clerks at the store for minding my beverage.

Then I’d call my doctor and ask what the fuck is wrong with me that I had to take a big sweaty dump… because that’s not normal either.