If you accepted a cash offer to change your last name, what would you change it to?

I’d change it to anything they wanted. Iv wanted to change my last name. The only good thing to get out if my last name is that a cat clinic goes by the cat name and the humans last name. So I have a kitten (pre-named) Nugget. My last name is Neal.. pronounced like meal with an N.

So his full name is Captain Chicken Mc Nugget Neal