If there was one question you could get the undoubted answer to, what question would that be?

picnic at the lake

you and your date are on a boat

you try to open a beer with your keychain

but your keys go overboard

you refuse to admit that you can’t swim, and you dive in after them

you do great for a first timer!

then your belt snags on a submerged log and you drown

you will die on a date at the lake